Oh noes, FT Banned my chat...how will i ever get my table to tilt?

[MatthewD]

STEP ONE: For the first time ever, rail a HU tourney (Brad booth vs IronMan challanger)Get chat banned when someone mentions that hat wearing idiot.

Hello Matthew,

It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat
privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an
environment in which they can play without being harassed or called
names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:

matthewd (Observer): UMBERTO IS A FAAAAAAG

We have revoked your chat privileges at this time for a period of one
month, after which time they may be reinstated upon your request. Any
attempt to circumvent this suspension may result in the permanent
closing of your account.

We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of
luck at the tables.

Regards,

Jeff
Full Tilt Poker Support

STEP TWO:
SLOW ROLLLLLL
Full Tilt Poker Game #2723199391: Table Leroy (6 max) - $0.10/$0.25 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:04:39 ET - 2007/06/20
Seat 1: Teken ($26.60)
Seat 2: Smeger ($25.90), is sitting out
Seat 3: seidelli ($11.55)
Seat 4: SilverSly ($35.05)
Seat 5: FreshDee ($16.30)
Seat 6: matthewd ($69.85)
FreshDee posts the small blind of $0.10
matthewd posts the big blind of $0.25
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to matthewd [Jh Jd]
Teken folds
seidelli folds
SilverSly raises to $0.85
FreshDee raises to $1.75
matthewd calls $1.50
SilverSly calls $0.90
*** FLOP *** [Kc Jc 2d]
FreshDee checks
matthewd checks
SilverSly checks
*** TURN *** [Kc Jc 2d] [Js]
FreshDee checks
matthewd bets $2.50
SilverSly has 15 seconds left to act
SilverSly folds
FreshDee calls $2.50
*** RIVER *** [Kc Jc 2d Js] [As]
Smeger has returned
FreshDee has 15 seconds left to act
FreshDee bets $2.50
matthewd has 15 seconds left to act
matthewd raises to $12
FreshDee raises to $12.05, and is all in
matthewd has 15 seconds left to act
matthewd has requested TIME

SLOWROLLLLLLL

matthewd calls $0.05
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FreshDee shows [Kd Ks] a full house, Kings full of Jacks
matthewd shows [Jh Jd] four of a kind, Jacks
matthewd wins the pot ($32.65) with four of a kind, Jacks
FreshDee is sitting out

[ocdscale]

[ QUOTE ]
matthewd has requested TIME

SLOWROLLLLLLL

matthewd has timed out
matthewd folds

[/ QUOTE ]

fyp

[pr1me]

nice suckout fish