very frustrated with telling people what I do

[fire_fly]

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online investment management

is one line to use

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while this sounds ok, once you get to know the person you will eventually tell them the truth, and I imagine them being not-too-thrilled that the first thing you ever told them was a lie. females like honesty

[sandsmarc]

"Gold diggers and girls who look up to men with money are some of the easiest pussy ever. And I'm never calling this bitch so what do I care if she is attracted to my money."


Absolute loser. You deserve the beotches that stoop to banging you.

[JBB]

[tripdad]

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p.s. I don't have a car currently (live 2 blocks from campus and really don't need one at all) but I keep thinking that if I had some decent car it would change things. Do you guys think this would change girls perspective of me playing poker? I've been thinking yes, but I'm curious what others have to say.

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women are biologically wired to seek men who are stable, handsome, and healthy. men need to be able to breed healthy children, they provide for them and the woman.

no car is going to magically change this. until you find a woman who believes a professional gambler can provide a stable income, you are SOL.

(and you may just be ugly, who knows?)

tripdad

[Zetack]

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"In the game of life, women are the rake."

-Movie Quote from some movie, don't remember title.

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I have a live bankroll which is separate from my online bankroll. I just play live for fun, all my serious play is online (or was, with my job I'm barely playing at all online these days and my once a week live game is the majority of my play) so my original plan was simply to play live out of my wallet. But then I decided that was crazy since I'd never know whether I was winning or losing.

So I have a small wad of cash for my live roll. I don't keep a cumualitive total, I just jot down how much I won or lost each session.

So this morning as I'm putting away my winnings from last night my wife says, "hey, how much do you have in there?" I'm not sure, I say, somewhere around xxxx," "Oh, c'mon she says, you write it all down you have to know exactly how much you have." "Nope," I say, "I haven't been adding it up."

So she takes it and counts it. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was about 300 bucks more than I had guessed (hey, don't snicker high rollers, that's 3 buy-ins for my low stakes game).

At least I was pleasantly surprised until my wife said, "Soooo, how much of this can I have?..."

Aw F*ck!


--Zetack