June Low-Content Thread

[private joker]

Minor rant for today:

People who show you their winning cards after you muck and they take the pot without showing down. Sometimes you're curious what they held even when you know you're beat, but most of the time I'm more pissed by the attitude it suggests -- which is often "Look at the nuts I had, buddy." OMG just shut up and put your cards down idiot, it was obvious.

One examples is like when the board is Axxx with 2 spades or something and you have no pair but a spade draw so you check-call the turn. The river bricks off and you check-fold the river and your opponent turns over an Ace and nods like "good fold." ORLY?

But the worst is when their hand was even more face up. Argh. I was playing against a nit Sunday night at Commerce, one of those golfer-looking shmucks who shows up in khaki shorts, leather sandals, and some yellow plaid shirt from Ross to match his smarmy grin. These are the guys who cold-call PF with AKo because it's a drawing hand but it's too good to fold.

Anyway, this jackoff raises in MP folded to me and I 3-bet AA in the BB and he flat-calls. Flop is Q96, I bet, he calls. Turn is a 4, I bet, he raises, I insta-3-bet, he calls. River is a K. I bet, he raises, I turbo-muck face-up.

The dealer shoves him the pot and he looks at me and flashes KK and nods. ORLY? Is that what you had? WOW, no kidding?

Damn I just wanted to take those two kings and staple them to his sandals.