Official JUNE uNL **'`MICROBREW THREAD`'** LC/NC this way...

[Chomp]

If this is any of you, let me tell you that I am going to come to your house and stab you in the face with a pencil. More than once.

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

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<font color="#C00000">Hero ($45.15)</font>
BB ($95.79)
UTG ($55.70)
MP ($45.88)
<font color="#C00000">CO ($53.95)</font>
Button ($174.45)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $2</font>, Button calls $2, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $9</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, CO calls $7, Button folds.

Flop: ($20.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $14</font>, CO calls $14.

Turn: ($48.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero calls $22.15 (All-In), CO calls $22.15.

River: ($92.80) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $92.80

Results in white below:
Hero has Kc Ad (one pair, aces).
CO has 4h 5h (straight, six high).
Outcome: CO wins $92.80.

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Oh, and hero is sitting short at the start of that hand because it was just after this little mini-fiasco, which is so standard it's like a drink of water...

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

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Hero ($52)
UTG ($72.04)
MP ($45.25)
CO ($63.98)
<font color="#C00000">Button ($62)</font>
SB ($75)

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $2.5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8</font>, Button calls $5.50.

Flop: ($16.25) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $15</font>, Hero folds.

Final Pot: $31.25

Results in white below:
No showdown. Button wins $31.25.

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How the fufjccjsdufufuf are you ever meant to get ahead in this poxy frigging game?