beat: broken ankle halfway through marathon

[omgitsmatt]

insta-tl;dr bc i'm on vicodin:

1. park 16 blocks from the starting line bc it's the only empty parking space in all of san diego

2. run 15 miles, stop to tie shoe, break ankle stepping off curb as im starting to run again

3. get picked up by the 'straggler shuttle' that picked up all the fat people bc their times were too slow

4. don't get any of the fun stuff for finishing (medal, etc)

[stewartkev]

Feel for you, I've done my ankle before...but I was drunk and don't remember!

[bigt2k4]

you should have come up with a better excuse for being too slow lazy

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you should have come up with a better excuse for coming in last.

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[omgitsmatt]

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you should have come up with a better excuse for DNF.

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[cwes]

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insta-tl;dr bc i'm on vicodin:



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sounds more like a brag to me. You got some left?

[omgitsmatt]

actually minor brag in all this -- i was stuck on the cripple shuttle with a girl from napa valley who was v cute (and had torn her acl). we exchanged emails and we're going to run the half marathon in san jose later this year, assuming her knee's not still busto.

yeah

vicodin is a huge brag

[NozeCandy]

Uhh this saved you from running about 11 miles or whatever. Brag.

[Squareview]

so your the reason traffic is backed up all the way through P.B. fu

[blutarski]

beat: marathon