brag: did some manly stuff this weekend

[kkcountry]

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Played (terrible) poker. Smoked weed. Sat around in my boxers. Banged my girlfriend. Ate a Whopper (with cheese). Watched the Phillies in HD. Am I a man too?

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smoking weed is cool as long as you don't turn into some hippie who is all concerned about saving the environment and shtt. sitting around in one's boxers is quite manly, especially if it was in the middle of the day and you were drinking. assuming you didn't cuddle with your girlfriend after sex, your weekend was manly.

[ghostface]

this thread in OOT would have like 60 replies already

[kkcountry]

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I went outside and sang and danced in jeans and a denim shirt while my friend jumped onto a chain-link fence.

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i don't care how much denim you were wearing, men don't sing and dance. singing is perfectly manly, as long as you're singing about the blues/your pickup truck or tractor/beating women/hard drugs

[kkcountry]

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was so hungover from drinking vodka for 10 days straight that on friday i was shaking and sweating, went through withdrawels then ate a bacon cheeseburger with avocado on saturday and only drank beer and woke up on my floor with my girlfriend gone, she also blew me a couple times, now im sitting in sweatpants thinking about having a beer and i just ate 2 pieces of bacon, but im gonna stay sober so i can be coherent when my parents call me since they just returned from paris.

manly or a desperATE CRY FOR HELP!!?!!

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real men drink through hangovers (and don't get them from vodka, pussy) and ignore anybody from paris.

[Dan87]

this weekend I: went and lost money playing minbet poker then tilted some more money off at video poker, went to wendys after then with some friends to see knocked up. Saturday I woke up at like 1pm and sat around then went to a barbeque and watched ottowa crush anaheim, prob not manly enough

[kkcountry]

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this weekend I: went and lost money playing minbet poker then tilted some more money off at video poker, went to wendys after then with some friends to see knocked up. Saturday I woke up at like 1pm and sat around then went to a barbeque and watched ottowa crush anaheim, prob not manly enough

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minbet poker = manly (unless you fold your BB to a raise > 60% of the time)
video poker = for grandmas
knocked up = not manly! here's how that movie would go if the main guy was a real man:

1) secks
2) "yo i'm preggo"
3) i'm sorry, do i know you?

luckily bbq + hockey saved your ass, but do better next weekend! if you must see a movie, find one with guns/explosions!

[Dan87]

dude knocked up was the funniest movie ive seen since wedding crashers or 40 year old virgin in 2005

seriously go see it, especially if you smoke weed since almost everyone in the movie is a stoner, plus they go to vegas and take shrooms probably the funniest scene in the movie

[Kill_Whitey]

beat up 4 whities at once then banged their bitches in front of them, fkn weak ass mofo cracka ass racists

edit: them bitches enjoyed it, having a big strong piece of dark meat inside them, now they all my ho's

[tiger_hall]

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beat up 4 whities at once then banged their bitches in front of them, fkn weak ass mofo cracka ass racists

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i did the complete opposite...
it was fun.. boneamaents

[LionelHutz00]

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i don't care how much denim you were wearing, men don't sing and dance. singing is perfectly manly, as long as you're singing about the blues/your pickup truck or tractor/beating women/hard drugs


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QFT
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real men ... ignore anybody from paris.


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QFT
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minbet poker = manly (unless you fold your BB to a raise > 60% of the time)

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QFT
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assuming you didn't cuddle with your girlfriend after sex, your weekend was manly.

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not true. cuddling pwns.