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Old 06-01-2007, 10:11 AM
bigt2k4 bigt2k4 is offline
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

I hadn't reacted to a badbeat poorly in over a year until this month. I have run so damn badly, and began yelling and screaming all the time and throwing repeated punches into my mattress. Also, remember the thread where I disconnected, I threw some random crap on my desk into the wall after slamming my fist real hard into the desk. My Roommate who has never seen me react badly came running in and said what happened and I showed him.
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Old 06-01-2007, 10:21 AM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

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Things I've done:

When I lived with my parents, pulled the matress off my single bed and stuffed it out of the second floor window. Got my metal baseball bat out and sprinted into the back garden where i beat said matress full on for about 20 minutes before feeling silly and dragging it back upstairs.

Sat in my chair after a bad beat screaming like a girl until I lost my voice.

Playing 50/100 limited hold them hu. Lost about 8 pots in a row. Calmly ticked the sit out button, unplugged Nintendo 64 from tv (removing Goldeneye first obv.) walked downstairs and got a massive claw hammer from the tool box and smashed N64 into tiny pieces. No shouting or anythin this time, had a sick bastard calm face like De Niro in Goodfellas when he's stamping on that guys head in the bar. Then cleaned it all up and carried on playing.

Smashed/threw/pulled apart about 15 mice. I even crushed one little Microsoft cordless laptop one into pieces with one hand. Plenty of keyboards too.

I don't play much poker now.

One of my friends actually ripped a door off its hinges and broke it over his own head. He need stitches and a new door cost over a hundred quid.

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more please
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Old 06-01-2007, 10:48 AM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

I get pissed a lot when someone sucks out on me, but I don't let it affect my play. I'm very good at not going on tilt and haven't been on tilt in 2 years.
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Old 06-01-2007, 02:10 PM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

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I get pissed a lot when someone sucks out on me, but I don't let it affect my play. I'm very good at not going on tilt and haven't been on tilt in 2 years.

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It's hard to tilt when you're playing play money. Xperrrrrrrrrt.
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Old 06-01-2007, 04:42 PM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

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Things I've done:

When I lived with my parents, pulled the matress off my single bed and stuffed it out of the second floor window. Got my metal baseball bat out and sprinted into the back garden where i beat said matress full on for about 20 minutes before feeling silly and dragging it back upstairs.

Sat in my chair after a bad beat screaming like a girl until I lost my voice.

Playing 50/100 limited hold them hu. Lost about 8 pots in a row. Calmly ticked the sit out button, unplugged Nintendo 64 from tv (removing Goldeneye first obv.) walked downstairs and got a massive claw hammer from the tool box and smashed N64 into tiny pieces. No shouting or anythin this time, had a sick bastard calm face like De Niro in Goodfellas when he's stamping on that guys head in the bar. Then cleaned it all up and carried on playing.

Smashed/threw/pulled apart about 15 mice. I even crushed one little Microsoft cordless laptop one into pieces with one hand. Plenty of keyboards too.

I don't play much poker now.

One of my friends actually ripped a door off its hinges and broke it over his own head. He need stitches and a new door cost over a hundred quid.

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Don't play live, you'll have to add murder to that list. My God, you're either completely insane, or just have a very creative mind. The mental image of the N64 thing is absolutely hilarious.
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Old 06-01-2007, 05:29 PM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

You people are lying...
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Old 06-01-2007, 05:41 PM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

i just saw this video again and thought it fit into this thread nicely

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DVBlX9_xr...ed&search=

the last 10 seconds made me cry from laughter
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Old 06-01-2007, 05:54 PM
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I am to the point where things have to go badly for an extended run of hands for me to get upset about beats. (It was every session when I started playing poker.)

However, there was a stage in February where I ran so bad for so long that I punched the side of my own head and desk so much that am pretty sure I gave my right hand a stress fracture. (It never got diagnosed because I never went to the doctor's, I mean, do you really want to tell your doctor that playing on-line poker makes you hurt yourself?)

Live poker I am pretty good, but one time, some kid at the Borgata sucked out on me for close to a grand in the $1/$2 NL game and then taunted me, I am not sure how long I saw red, but for the next 30 minutes all I could think of was following him out to parking lot and curbing his teeth.
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:25 PM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

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Smashed/threw/pulled apart about 15 mice.

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For whatever reason, when I read this, I actually thought you were talking about real mice, like actual 4-legged mammals. And I thought you were very disturbed.

I only do a sort of combination between a and b. I groan very loudly and sort of punch my right fist into my left open palm. Last night I did it so hard that I actually hurt myself a little bit.

Then I take a nice, long break(about 20 minutes, then I get the itch again).
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Old 06-01-2007, 11:57 PM
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Default Re: How often do you get physically annoyed playing poker?

a and b is as bad as i get. how can you kick your dog thats just messed
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