BRAG: Sexed up my new roomate <2 weeks after moving in...TL:DR

[boomshakalaka]

people kept telling hurley that he was too fat to help out on lost. I thought of you dids.

[rafiki]

Sorry if someone in here already mentioned this, but a 33 year old hottie hadn't had sex in 10 months before you ?

That's total crap. Super hot girls who are experienced enough (by age 33 I think you know the drill) and obviously are skanks (uh no protection) don't go 10 months without sex.

So either

1) you're clearly not being honest about how hot she is

2) she lied to you about the 10 months

[Coffee]

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cute-if-skinny, but kind of a granola type who prolly shaves her pits...

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Option 1)Swallow your pride and bang her.
Option 2)Swallow slightly less of your pride, and invite her into the mix with you and pretty girl.
Option 3)One word: WINGMAN

Option 1 is the obvious, Option 3 is the optimal, and Option 2 is the trainwreck option.

[rafiki]

also I'll be the 10th to confirm: no pics, this is brutal
at least take a picture of her, and black out her face. I don't think that's much to ask...

[fees]

please release the SN soon if no pics.. this is so not delivering

[Gone Forever]

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Sorry if someone in here already mentioned this, but a 33 year old hottie hadn't had sex in 10 months before you ?


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Maybe she uh "got wasted" and uh "didn't remember" the "sex".

[ebepse]

at least post a fake picture and say its her to satisfy us


wait, now we will never know if its real or not

[Butcho22]

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Sorry if someone in here already mentioned this, but a 33 year old hottie hadn't had sex in 10 months before you ?

That's total crap. Super hot girls who are experienced enough (by age 33 I think you know the drill) and obviously are skanks (uh no protection) don't go 10 months without sex.

So either

1) you're clearly not being honest about how hot she is

2) she lied to you about the 10 months

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Are you saying there are no smokin hot 33 yr old women who go 10 months without sex?

And she very well could be lying about the 10 months, but if you knew her work schedule, it becomes much more believable. I'm just going off what she told me.

[Butcho22]

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Sorry if someone in here already mentioned this, but a 33 year old hottie hadn't had sex in 10 months before you ?


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Maybe she uh "got wasted" and uh "didn't remember" the "sex".

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This is also possible, but again...I'm just going off what she's told me.

[KidVegas72]

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[censored] that fat bitch

shes [censored] bad she isn't getting ur good dick

let her choke on a jelly roll


PICS THIS [censored] THREAD IS USELSS AND NOT DELIVERING

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