Any Brandi Updates?

[john voight]

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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty.

Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business.

But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet.

I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow.

Just my .02

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post more plz

[Zetack]

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Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business.



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This is a huge mistake. These conservative exteriors often hide twisted monkey freaks. But she may never let you know, afraid you'll freak out. Always suggest the freaky stuff. Also, if you're doing the "relations" right, even if she hates the suggestion, there's no way she stopping everything to slap you and kick you out of bed. Also life's too short to be with someone who won't indulge in some relatively normal nastiness. (I assume by artificial objects you weren't talking live chickens or something).

Also, and my final word on the subject. Never sleep on the couch unless its your own idea.


--Zetack

[Whose2know]

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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty.

Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business.

But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet.

I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow.

Just my .02

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lol you were having "relations" with her. hahahahhahah

[GoldenIP]

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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty.

Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business.

But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet.

I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow.

Just my .02

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post more plz

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f-ing hell i was crying! and having relations!? That [censored] cracked me uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup for some reason.

[Reef]

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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty.

Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business.

But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet.

I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow.

Just my .02

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lol you were having "relations" with her. hahahahhahah

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missionary as a matter of fact

[TheJokerIsWild]

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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty.

Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business.

But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet.

I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow.

Just my .02

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Stop being so boring. I guarantee you your girlfriend thinks YOU are uncreative in bed and wish she had a guy that would be more sexual. Next time, grab the closest TV remote control or something and stick it in her.

[SonofDjugashvili]

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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty.

Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business.

But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet.

I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow.

Just my .02

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Stop being so boring. I guarantee you your girlfriend thinks YOU are uncreative in bed and wish she had a guy that would be more sexual. Next time, grab the closest TV remote control or something and stick it in her.

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I think compromise works best in loving relationships, so split the difference and fist.

[Praetorian Card]

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Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business.



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This is a huge mistake. These conservative exteriors often hide twisted monkey freaks. But she may never let you know, afraid you'll freak out. Always suggest the freaky stuff. Also, if you're doing the "relations" right, even if she hates the suggestion, there's no way she stopping everything to slap you and kick you out of bed. Also life's too short to be with someone who won't indulge in some relatively normal nastiness. ( I assume by artificial objects you weren't talking live chickens or something ).

Also, and my final word on the subject. Never sleep on the couch unless its your own idea.


--Zetack

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No, not any livestock, just your normal household items. I think the fantasy is probably a bigger desire than the actual act.

Take Brandi for example.... I mean who wouldn't want to see her on all fours with a lit candle stick in her ass? I might pay three figures to see that, but once you did/saw it, you'd be like I just wasted $250.

[oscillator]

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I think the reason people find Brandi "hot" is because she is slutty.

Bear with me here. I have a girlfriend who is very conservative. I was having relations with her last night and I was thinking how cool it would be to stick some artificial objects in her. Of course, if I suggested this, I would be slapped and shown the couch, so I simply went about my business.

But with a girl like Brandi, you could easily suggest this and she would be "like cool". I mean, we are talking candle sticks here. Of course, you would take pictures and promise her they would never end up on the internet, then of course they would be stolen from your computer and somehow find their way on the internet.

I think this is why Brandi is hot. She would allow you to do things to her your significant other would never allow.

Just my .02

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thank you so much!!!!

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