Names that sound vaguely dirty but actually aren't

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In Australia, we have a serial petifile named Mr. Baldy, because he shaves little boys heads and dresses them up as girls

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How has no one mentioned this yet?

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What is (non-inherently) weird about a guy who files toenails?

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I believe you're thinking of someone who gives pedocures, which we could all probably use every now and then.