Official May Thread: General [censored] Thread

[downtown]

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ok then just [censored] today

aipf today:
KK<AA
AA<KK
AK<QQ x 2
QQ<AK
AK<KK
AK<AA

also:
J hi flush < Q hi flush
set under set

other assorted BS. hard to have a good day/month so far when u lose 8 buyins like that (and 9 altogether today). hychcahchca. time for drinking.
gg weekend

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Well had my second [censored] start to a weekend. Similar to above my AK<AQ aipf, QQ<AK aipf, AK<JJ aipf, AK<KK aipf, AQ<98 ai on JQK board. I know this happens to everyone, it's just happening all at once to me and i can't get out of it. It's totally [censored] my confidence as well.

bad month... i have that sick, don't know what to do, maybe i should get a real job feeling. I'm one of those people with a couple of good degrees, so we'll see.

made >10k last month, but withdrew and currently only have a 1/2NL roll left after this...



Mostly 2/4, with some 1/2 grind in the middle there. I would attribute about 5 buyins lost to tilt, otherwise just running worse than I could have imagined.

[censored] complete and total meltdown, seriously

[downtown]

wow, this actually makes me feel better. output from that sklansky bucks calculator for may:

found 133 headsup allin situations
won: 63 lost: 69 tied: 1
average potsize: 372.70$
average ev: 0.5324
money won: 22396.60$
money expected (based on allin equity): 26192.75$
money difference: -3796.15$
max money diff: at +0.00$
min money diff: 2007-05-12 02:52:18-05 at -3796.15$
total_bet: 24311.40$

-10 buyins below expectation from just HU allins over 15k hands. -2400 (6 buyins) just from my 1500 hand session tonight. seems pretty sick to me.

[okayplayer]

Man I ran so bad tonight. Then had some tilty plays. Great combo.

[WiltOnTilt]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2406763014: Table Melody (6 max) - $3/$6 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:46:55 ET - 2007/05/12
Seat 1: WiltOnTilt ($829)
Seat 2: sproyo ($472.05)
Seat 3: TheSpectre ($290)
Seat 4: bunkie1974 ($129.45)
Seat 5: giongler346 ($636.50)
Seat 6: big work ($1,795.25)
WiltOnTilt posts the small blind of $3
sproyo posts the big blind of $6
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to WiltOnTilt [As Ah]
TheSpectre calls $6
bunkie1974 calls $6
giongler346 folds
big work calls $6
WiltOnTilt raises to $42
sproyo folds
TheSpectre calls $36
bunkie1974 folds
big work folds
*** FLOP *** [8c 9c Qc]
WiltOnTilt bets $89
TheSpectre calls $89
*** TURN *** [8c 9c Qc] [4h]
WiltOnTilt bets $698, and is all in
TheSpectre calls $159, and is all in
WiltOnTilt shows [As Ah]
TheSpectre shows [2h 2c]
Uncalled bet of $539 returned to WiltOnTilt
*** RIVER *** [8c 9c Qc 4h] [7c]
WiltOnTilt shows a pair of Aces
TheSpectre shows a flush, Queen high
TheSpectre wins the pot ($595) with a flush, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $598 | Rake $3
Board: [8c 9c Qc 4h 7c]
Seat 1: WiltOnTilt (small blind) showed [As Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: sproyo (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: TheSpectre showed [2h 2c] and won ($595) with a flush, Queen high
Seat 4: bunkie1974 folded before the Flop
Seat 5: giongler346 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: big work (button) folded before the Flop

this basically sums up the last two months of my poker "career".

God i hate this fkn game.

oh and while i'm on my rant, a lot of you fkn regs at 2/4-5/10 are absolutely dreadful yet continually run like god himself. That is all.

[soah]

I've discovered that the secret to winning lots of money is to check behind to avoid the incoming checkraise, spike the perfect card on the next street, and then get all the money in the pot with 100% equity

[good2cu]

Ive run so bad since april its sick. I know just smoke weed and drink beer all day everyday with the ossicanl [censored] mixed in. If anyone wnats to give an awesome stacking deal for 5/10 or 10/20 hit me up. Il only play on addy and pwn fools.

[EC10]

ive ran really good at 2/4, 3/6, 5/10 and 10/20 all year, im hella robusto. but too much of a BR nit to play 25/50 and 50/100 hu even though im sick. if somebody has a staking deal for 50/100 hit me up. il only play on addy and pwn fools.

[nadical]

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Ive run so bad since april its sick. I know just smoke weed and drink beer all day everyday with the ossicanl [censored] mixed in. If anyone wnats to give an awesome stacking deal for 5/10 or 10/20 hit me up. Il only play on addy and pwn fools.

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OMG OMG STAKE ME ILL BUY A BOTTLE OF CRIS AND YOU ONLY HAVE TO PAY FOR 50%.

kinda funny how everyone here thinks they are a winner. So everyong in this thread runs soooo bad but they play amazing. Someone how i dont believe that?? maybe ??? reef go play another 200000k hands and keep running at -10ptbb but its still running bad. you guys make me giggle.

[WiltOnTilt]

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Ive run so bad since april its sick. I know just smoke weed and drink beer all day everyday with the ossicanl [censored] mixed in. If anyone wnats to give an awesome stacking deal for 5/10 or 10/20 hit me up. Il only play on addy and pwn fools.

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OMG OMG STAKE ME ILL BUY A BOTTLE OF CRIS AND YOU ONLY HAVE TO PAY FOR 50%.

kinda funny how everyone here thinks they are a winner. So everyong in this thread runs soooo bad but they play amazing. Someone how i dont believe that?? maybe ??? reef go play another 200000k hands and keep running at -10ptbb but its still running bad. you guys make me giggle.

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i hope this post doomswitches you for 2 months.

[snakekilla88]

this set over set for 300bbs+ stuff is getting annoying

PokerStars Game #9871057878: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/05/12 - 07:59:54 (ET)
Table 'Carme II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: lpikett ($1453.50 in chips)
Seat 2: Cas1noRoyale ($683.20 in chips)
Seat 3: NoYouWont ($1473.10 in chips)
Seat 4: WrongButton ($470.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Reefypoopoo ($366 in chips)
NoYouWont: posts small blind $2
WrongButton: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to NoYouWont [9c 9s]
Reefypoopoo: folds
lpikett: raises $12 to $16
Cas1noRoyale: folds
NoYouWont: raises $28 to $44
WrongButton: folds
lpikett: calls $28
*** FLOP *** [Ks 9h 2c]
NoYouWont: bets $70
lpikett: raises $130 to $200
NoYouWont: calls $130
*** TURN *** [Ks 9h 2c] [6s]
NoYouWont: bets $325
lpikett: calls $325
*** RIVER *** [Ks 9h 2c 6s] [7s]
NoYouWont: bets $904.10 and is all-in
lpikett: calls $884.50 and is all-in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
NoYouWont: shows [9c 9s] (three of a kind, Nines)
lpikett: shows [Kc Kh] (three of a kind, Kings)
lpikett collected $2909 from pot
NoYouWont said, "awesome"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2911 | Rake $2
Board [Ks 9h 2c 6s 7s]
Seat 1: lpikett showed [Kc Kh] and won ($2909) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 2: Cas1noRoyale (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: NoYouWont (small blind) showed [9c 9s] and lost with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 4: WrongButton (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Reefypoopoo folded before Flop (didn't bet)