I WAS ROBBED. really weak sauce here.

[private joker]

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well people are actually getting kinda close. i kinda looked at her for a minute, and she didn't look at me, so i reached in my pocket and pulled out my wad of cash, peeled off a single, crumpled it up and threw it in the corner near where the quarters fell. she didn't move.



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Before I read this, I was thinking you should take a dollar bill out, blow your nose in it, then hand her the snotty dollar and see if she takes it.