Post your euphemisms for going number 2

[Peter Harris]

negotiating the release of some chocolate hostages

sending a sausage to the seaside

[popeye18]

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I have to go see a man about a horse.



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this is the best by far, and the one i use.

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I dont get it.

[soapstar]

turning a double play

[Golden_Rhino]

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I have to go see a man about a horse.


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[Duerig]

Having a brown baby boy.

P.S. this thread sucks

[toddw8]

I have to go chum the reef

or

There's a colon catfish that needs to be let loose

[SNOWBALL]

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Free Mumia



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thread saver

[roy_miami]

I've got a rumble in the bronx

[___SK___]

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Can't remember the movie but this little girls is telling her dad she has to go #2 while driving in the car....he says hold it....she says, "But dad, I'm prairie doggin it!"

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Rat Race? I don't know why I know that.

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Cause it was the only funny part of the movie.

[Kamakaze22]

Exfeciate

Build an underwater log cabin

Rerecord Human Clay

Drop some Cosbies

Evacuate the Refugees

Make Doody

Bonus Answer:
for having to piss and [censored] at the same time is #3