Post your euphemisms for going number 2

[stazbornak2]

pinch a loaf

[stazbornak2]

farts:
the toothless one speaks

[Butcho22]

Can't remember the movie but this little girls is telling her dad she has to go #2 while driving in the car....he says hold it....she says, "But dad, I'm prairie doggin it!"

[Quanah Parker]

I just say I gotta take a big stinky 2 + 2.

[KilgoreTrout]

Drop deuce
Drop trow
Fire a scud
Empty the chamber (or, "pardon me, I have a round in the chamber")
Splashdown
Meeting in door number 2, seating for one
Cut some pipe
See if corn really floats

[Klompy]

I have to go take a piss out my ass.

[pirateboy]

I go with the classic, "I'm going to the library."

[LegoDoom]

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Can't remember the movie but this little girls is telling her dad she has to go #2 while driving in the car....he says hold it....she says, "But dad, I'm prairie doggin it!"

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Rat Race? I don't know why I know that.

[CappyAA]

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Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl with a strong running game


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[adsman]

Give birth to George Bush.