need a intimidating/challenging statement for my poker flyer

[jdeane]

This has potential...


Name: Allan Klemz AKA "K Train"
Location: Blaine, MN, United States
Cashes: 1
Total Winnings: $7,362
First Place Finishes: 1
Age: 29
Marital Status: Married
Children: 0
Started Playing Poker: In the Marines.
Favorite Poker Game: 7 Card Stud, No Limit Texas Holde Em
Ambition: Poker: Win a WSOP Bracelet.
Hobbies: Working out. Television. Movies. Runescape.
Favorite Movie: Payback
Favorite Music: Gangsta Rap obviously.
Favorite Place: Arizona
Favorite Celebrity: Steve Buscemi
Poker Players I Respect Most: Greg Raymer Peter Feldman
If I could change anything in the world: Ensure all people say their prayers and eat thri vitamins.
If I could change anything in the poker world: Stricter punishment for talking about your hand and player abuse.