Brag: Owned Wheelchair Lady

[Supwithbates]

OP sucks at life. Villain bluffed, and you knew she was bluffing so you called with a hand that couldn't even beat her bluff.

Better line: You suspect villain is bluffing, so bluff-raise! Start babbling unintelligibly, acting like you're mentally handicapped, show her your nth level thinking (or perhaps lack thereof)