Theory- The aejones theorem

[aejones]

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god I swear the past few days I've had nothing in every pot and have been gettin jonesed on all over

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I told you this would revolutionize the poker world; I'm sorry for making it public?

Look at it this way, when you do make hands, you'll rape bitches.

[king_of_drafts]

PokerStars Game #9573348748: Hold'em No Limit ($5/$10) - 2007/04/23 - 19:02:19 (ET)
Table 'Eri' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: bogey54 ($1464 in chips)
Seat 3: MyNameIsHov ($2092 in chips)
Seat 5: fjerker ($1121.05 in chips)
Seat 6: CrAbLaR ($1057.50 in chips)
zio_slim will be allowed to play after the button
fjerker: posts small blind $5
CrAbLaR: posts big blind $10
tiger19: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to CrAbLaR [4d 6c]
bogey54: folds
MyNameIsHov: folds
fjerker: calls $5
CrAbLaR: checks
*** FLOP *** [5h Kh 7d]
fjerker: bets $20
CrAbLaR: raises $50 to $70
fjerker: calls $50
*** TURN *** [5h Kh 7d] [Jc]
fjerker: checks
CrAbLaR: bets $141
fjerker: raises $189 to $330
CrAbLaR: calls $189
*** RIVER *** [5h Kh 7d Jc] [Qs]
fjerker: checks
CrAbLaR: bets $647.50 and is all-in
fjerker: calls $647.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CrAbLaR: shows [4d 6c] (high card King)
fjerker: shows [7s Ah] (a pair of Sevens)
fjerker collected $2113 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

[tcorbin16]

holy [censored]

[king_of_drafts]

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holy [censored]

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I thought this hand through and this is pretty much the only combination of actions that I get stacked on.

[tcorbin16]

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $181.45
<font color="black">Hero (SB): $432</font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $6</font>, BB calls $4

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($12) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $8</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $22</font>, Hero calls $14

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($56) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $26</font>, Hero calls $26

<font color="black">River:</font> ($108) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $102</font>, Hero calls $102

Pot Size: $312 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Fives) and LOST (-$156)
Hero had 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Nines and Fives) and WON (+$155.50)

[aejones]

I hadn't played cash in a while, good thing I go back and re-read my theorem post every once in a while.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $10 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Hero ($790)
MP ($365)
Button ($222)
SB ($4144.50)
BB ($469)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $30</font>, MP calls $30, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>.

Flop: ($75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $40</font>, MP calls $40.

Turn: ($155) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $90</font>, MP calls $90.

River: ($335) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $205 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $205.

Final Pot: $745

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5s 5c (two pair, tens and fives).
MP has As 9c (one pair, tens).
Outcome: Hero wins $745. </font>

[aejones]

So in case you guys didn't know, Durrr applied the theorem yesterday I believe. The hand has become pretty popular, perhaps some of you have caught wind of it?

[tufat23]

with all due respect aejones, i think your wrong here.

'55 is the nuts' is a completely different theorem

[aejones]

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with all due respect aejones, i think your wrong here.

'55 is the nuts' is a completely different theorem

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What theorem is that?

And if 55 is the nuts and AK is the nuts, which would win in a race?!?

[cashy]

split