Help BBV! I want to win a bet (Think American Pie, kind of)

[Massimo]

Hey BBV.

I've been kind of a lurker here for a while. Never had a reason to post any of my own stuff until now.

Here's the deal, i have a bet going with a friend. The bet is to see if i can bang this girl from back home. Right now i'm in college, and i won't be back home until May 9th. This girl went to my highschool, i know her decently. I haven't really seen her or talked to her for a half a year or so though, but she has seemed kind of into me.

Here's where you come in. I want to get started right away on winning this bet. I know a lot of you guys are expert myspacers, she is on my myspace and checks it regularly. Help me seduce this girl. I'll even post pics.

[4ObliVioN4]

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[whoisthedrizzle]

tell her you're in to men, but that you need to get married to prevent the government from deporting you to your country of origin. i bagged my third and fifth wives like this.


ps: only works if you're a foreigner and can stand to drink really fruity drinks

1. Start create 2 myspace accounts
2. Use 1 to be really creepy and stalk her use the other to represent yourself
3. ?????
4. Profit

[Massimo]

LOL, how does stalking her help at all?

[Gone Forever]

Why would he bet you that you couldn't hook up with a chick that's kinda into you?? He should have bet you that you couldn't hook up with a chick that was absolutely repulsed by you. Where's the challenge?

[Redgrape]

lol vivien ftw?

[its_just_me]

this is pretty [censored] OOTlike. how did you get the other gurls in ya life? did u ask some random online forum guys too???

anyway here's the plan:

[Massimo]

I'm just asking how i can get a good start through Myspace. Once i get back home i think i can deal with everything myself.

[ipot]

"i made a bet" = uh oh I need help but don't want to flat out admit it?

and [censored] myspace, call her/aim her.