You know you play too much poker if...

[Rolon]

You can't masterbate because all you can think of is poker.

[hra146]

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I'm always happy when something happens where nobody loses. In poker, I have to make somebody lose so that I can win. In sex, everybody wins and it makes it that much better! I seriously tell my GF this...not relating it to poker, just the fact that sex is so good because everybody wins.

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you think..

[Gary Stevenson]

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1. when you go out you steal [censored] and think it's not a big deal since you are just taking the rake.

2. you are posting on BBV when you have a final in 3 hours. Ugh.

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been there so many times, papers too of course

[Josem]

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You rate chicks like starting hands

ex. Meh, she's like an A10 of clubs

and you rate your mood like starting position

eg, i'm in late position (4am) and i'll play ATC for a raise

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fyp

[slickss]

When your response to getting robbed at gun point is "I fold!".

When, later telling the story of the robbery to friends, you refer to the "I fold!" statement as instamucking.

When you're lost in a lecture and ask your prof to use a hand converter.

When bored in class, instead of drawing random cartoons, you calculate the odds of random hands.

When you ask really hot girls you don't know, "do you want to go home to my place and have sex" directly - because, even though you're likely to get turned down, the implied odds are extremely good.

When you think of air miles as rakeback.

When you're looking at a price tag you always convert dollars to "hours of 6-tabling".

When you berate your best friend for coming to you when his mom died, needing a shoulder to cry on, because you're fed up with bad beat stories - you've heard them all.

When, while getting rid of lots of change and paying $3.75 in quarters, you pay in 3 neat stacks of 5 quarters.

When you see two dogs fight, you're convinced the small dog will beat the big dog.

When you understand the above joke.

[Sk00l4m3nts]

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When you berate your best friend for coming to you when his mom died, needing a shoulder to cry on, because you're fed up with bad beat stories - you've heard them all.

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lol

[mixmastermattyk]

When you're having sex with your GF and she's getting close and screams for more and you yell "I'M ALL IN!!!"

[Sk00l4m3nts]

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When you're having sex with your GF and she's getting close and screams for more and you yell "GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO"

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[DMoogle]

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When you're having sex with your GF and she's getting close and screams for more and you yell "GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO"

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FYP of the day. This made me lol.

[elmo]

you can't bowl at 21 because of wrist tendonitis