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Old 04-11-2007, 02:31 AM
hasugopher hasugopher is offline
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When you're counting (anything) and the progression is "7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 10 ... NOTHING!"

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Old 04-11-2007, 04:49 AM
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great thread
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:51 AM
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When you're counting (anything) and the progression is "7 ... 8 ... 9 ... 10 ... NOTHING!"

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took me a moment. nice.
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Old 04-11-2007, 04:58 AM
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lol, i was about to post something similar. Whenever you're pissed off at something, you start shouting tuff fish lines. "Goddammit Im all in!!! Jesus Christ!!!"
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:00 AM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

I asked a fund manager what Moodys rating his fund was.
He replied AAA.
I replied nh.
He replied ty.
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:14 AM
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this is......wait....THIS IS THE GREATEST THREAD EVERRRRRR

sometimes....(true story)...i wake up moving my index finger in a clicking fashion..........or(this happend only once(i think))ive woken up shuffling imaginary chips
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Old 04-11-2007, 05:59 AM
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Default Re: You know you play too much poker if...

If you say "So Fkn Standard" more than twice a day.
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:04 AM
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If when you're drinking and you ask for a shot you say "ship it" and right after you take the shot you say "HOLLA"
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Old 04-11-2007, 06:53 AM
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not really funny but true for me:

All books you have read for the last two years are from the same publisher.

edit: feel free to edit this post grammar-wise... Its 1PM in the morning
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Old 04-11-2007, 07:01 AM
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...you dream of nuts instead of breasts.
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