You know you play too much poker if...

[igetjokes]

You idly look at the number plate of the car on the road in front of you, and your brain goes 'STRAIGHT DRAW!!'

[DarthIgnurnt]

When you're counting (anything) and the progression is "8 ... 9 ... 10 ... Jack ... Queen"

[ybother]

you mention that someones pending decision is due to them being under the gun, and you get a look of horror from unexpected violence

[IronFly]

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When you're counting (anything) and the progression is "8 ... 9 ... 10 ... Jack ... Queen"

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I like this one.

[derosnec]

u don't see one of the 19-tabling regs one day and worry what might have happened to him

[FyteOn]

Blurting out "you played that sh!t?!?!" at inopportune times.

Having your wife flip out when you describe your new car as balla and then procede to lecture you that 33 year old lawyers shouldn't be in chat rooms (everything online is a "chat room") discussing poker with teenagers.

But I digress...

[Lurker.]

when the zit faced teenager at the cash at McDonalds says, "that's $7.34", and you reply with, "I call".

[Split Suit]

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u don't see one of the 19-tabling regs one day and worry what might have happened to him

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LOALWOAWLOAWLAOWL. ive done this before. saddly

[Anycall]

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When you're counting (anything) and the progression is "8 ... 9 ... 10 ... Jack ... Queen"

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by far the most hilarious one for me

[GrandMelon]

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when the zit faced teenager at the cash at McDonalds says, "that's $7.34", and you reply with, "I call".

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LOL