You know you play too much poker if...

[ellys]

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No, I mean ceaseless, pointless dreams about cards turning over again and again and again, to no discernable end and with no discernable outcome.

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Ugh, this stuff is kinda crazy actually. At times when I've played ridiculous amounts of poker (say 8-9hr+ a day for stretches of a week or more) I find it usual to just have card situations just flying around in your head, visualizing open ended straight draws and whatnot, both when asleep and during the day.

[holdme]

During the desperation phase, there is a marked increase in the time spent gambling. This is accompanied by remorse, blaming others and alienating family and friends. Eventually, the gamblers may engage in illegal acts to finance their gambling. They may experience hopelessness, suicidal thoughts and attempts, arrests, divorce, alcohol and/or other drug abuse, or an emotional breakdown.

[jk3a]

...you explain to your significant other why every other play on some poker TV show was good/bad.

[oober]

When you calculate the price of goods in terms of bb/100...
That dvd will only cost me 125hands..

Or when sitting in a meeting, your one spot right of the boss and you consider yourself in the cutoff..

[Teh1337zor]

You make a connection of postion in poker and in arguments

[My_Name_Is_Hov]

buying whatever the [censored] i feel like just because its only like three big blinds

[bigt2k4]

you masturbate more than 5 times a day.

[willw9]

Every time you spend money that you don't feel like saying you say: [censored] it, it's all rakeback anyway!

[JoeKing]

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u figure out every purchase in terms of BI's

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def QFT, I do this all the time.

[blutarski]

In between hands you realize your sixty years old, you haven't seen sunlight in three days, and you wonder about all the other things you could've done with your life.