SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[_TKO_]

Back to back hands today:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $379.60
CO: $214.35
Hero: $197
SB: $346.25
BB: $267.50

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $4</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $13</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB raises to $45</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($96, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets $76</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $152</font>, SB calls.

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($400, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $400)


River: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($400, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $400)


Results:
Final pot: $400
Hero showed Kd Ks
SB showed Kh Kc


Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $306.15
UTG+1: $20.75
CO: $186.40
Button: $291.60
Hero: $228.40
BB: $264.55

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $4</font>, UTG+1 folds, CO calls, Button folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $14</font>, BB folds, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $32</font>, CO folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $55</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $126</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $228.4</font>, UTG calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($462.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $462.8)


Turn: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($462.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $462.8)


River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($462.8, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $462.8)


Results:
Final pot: $462.8
Hero showed Ad As
UTG showed Ah Ac

[carnivalhobo]

so it is rigged.

[pdoran10]

I hate flipping out because of hands, but i couldnt help it after this one. I played this so horribly.... and then the showdown tilted me real hard.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">BB ($95)</font>
UTG ($281.40)
MP ($105.50)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($135)</font>
SB ($165.10)

Preflop: Hero is Button with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $14</font>, BB calls $13, Hero calls $10.

Flop: ($42) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $15</font>, Hero calls $15, SB folds.

Turn: ($72) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $16</font>, Hero calls $16.

River: ($104) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $25</font>, Hero calls $25.

Final Pot: $154

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has As Jd (three of a kind, jacks).
Hero has Ah Kd (two pair, kings and jacks).
Outcome: BB wins $154. </font>

[holyfield5]

i dont see why you didnt raise the turn pdoran, still sux tho LOL @ cold calling a 3bet with AJ

[bpc009]

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NEW COMPUTER WOOOOOOOOO!

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nice! what'd you get? pic?

[pdoran10]

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i dont see why you didnt raise the turn pdoran, still sux tho LOL @ cold calling a 3bet with AJ

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hahhaha yeah. i can now laff. tilt is gone.

[Proofrock]

Check out this awesome hand I played where I totally pwn carrotsnake.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

<font color="#C00000">UTG :#A500AF(carrotsnake)/ ($363.25)</font>
MP ($80.60)
Button ($175)
SB ($185.90)
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($297.20)</font>

Preflop: Hero is BB with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG :#A500AF(carrotsnake)/ raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, Hero calls $6.
<font color="blue"> 150BB OOP vs. a tough, aggro opponent? Sure, why not. I'll outplay him postflop!</font>

Flop: ($17) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="blue"> Aw yeah. I'm going to check-raise his ass and if he 3bets I'm shoving! </font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">carrotsnake bets $15</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $47</font>, carrotsnake calls $32.
<font color="blue">wtf, he just called? Oh crap oh crap oh crap oh crap turn a 7 one time? </font>

Turn: ($111) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="blue"> Great, a blank. Hmmm, he called the flop so he doesn't have air, so he either has a monster, a draw that for whatever crazy reason didn't 3bet the flop, or an overpair that may fold if I keep pushing here. Of course, if he raises me I'm [censored]. Why the [censored] did I check-raise the flop? Hmmm, what to do, what to do ... I know! I'll bet just the right amount to make the pot perfect for him to shove on me, while at the same time leaving enough behind that I have to fold! Brilliant!</font>

<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">carrotsnake raises to $308.25</font>,

<font color="blue"> [censored]! [censored] [censored] [censored]! Nevermind what I said above, he's clearly bluffing or overplaying A9 since I induced a bluff with my ultra-weak check-raise flop, 3/4 pot turn line. No way he could flop a set, no [censored] way. Besides, I'm getting 2.5 to 1 which is practically enough to hit my straight with one card to come, not that I'll even need to hit it because J high has gotta be good at least 1/4 of time. Hahahahahahaha thought you had me, but I finally got you carrotsnake. I call! </font>

Hero calls $167.20 (All-In).

River: ($661.45) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $661.45

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Ts Js (straight, jack high).
carrotsnake has 9d 9h (three of a kind, nines).
Outcome: Hero wins $595.40. carrotsnake wins $66.05. </font>

Pwned. I've finally discovered the secret to winning poker. Play bad, get there. Feel free to buddy list me and I'll outplay you this g00t too.

-Proofrock

[Jay Riall]

Lol I doubt he folds anything on the turn that he called the flop check-raise with.

[pdoran10]

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<font color="blue"> Great, a blank. Hmmm, </font>

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Ive always wondered what goes on in my mind between the "k" in blank and Hmmmm. and if there is some way to make me never think this way again.

There should be someone there to hit me in the back of the head when i start doing this what if thinking.
Lol i ramble about my poor play lately a lot in this cheese thread.

[holyfield5]

man proof, fold PF, and dont check raise aggro people without the goods unless its meta which isnt necessary at this point.

need to get this carrotsnake guys ego in check asap