SSNL [cheese] thread: APRIL 2007 (nc)

[kolotoure]

I'm running good at sex but awful at poker

[tufat23]

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I think this bad month has been real good for my patience, and has helped me lose a major aspect of my degenerate gambling tendencies, ie my BJ weakness. BJ is only for casino whoring.




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Good job tufat.

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Personally, I admire his conviction.

Like here! --> http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...Number=8598536

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u arent an SSNL balla untill you've flipped for $1k

[Captain Awesome]

Hollywood Poker is [censored] rigged kthx

[Captain Awesome]

200NL houses almost as many fish as 100NL so this doesn't make sense:

[plan9]

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Hmm, had a breakeven day in poker.

Ok day in life however.

I have one more blog-like question and I'll stop asking blog-like non-poker related questions for a while.

How do you end a conversation with asking for a number?

I find if you ask too soon before any apparent attraction then you'll get rejected a very high # of the time. If you ask too late it's just as bad.

I was with my friend looking for haircut place on a map, I asked these two cute girls where to go. They didn't know so one of them got two other friends who were also cute.
We talked for like 7 minutes then I thanked them and parted.

Afterward my friend was like "dude, you totally should've gotten their numbers"

I was like "Wtf, how was I supposed to know?"


Thus I pose my question to you mighty ssnl.


And for best answer I'll xfer 5$ on FTP

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"So, do you like beer/parties/tentacle rape?"

"Sure!"

"Well, me and my friends were going to have some ${item} sometime. Would you like to come?"

if [ response == 'yes' ]

getNumber();

else

getGBH();

fi

[KLJ]

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200NL houses almost as many fish as 100NL so this doesn't make sense:



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lol sample...

[tedtodd]

FGators just made a big fold...he says QQ- i may have made it a little too easy for him.
*respect*

PokerStars Game #9216101309: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/04/02 - 14:26:05 (ET)
Table 'Lyalya' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: Grim ($207.25 in chips)
Seat 3: eSaR_one ($98.85 in chips)
Seat 4: FGators26 ($397.05 in chips)
Seat 5: lllFSlll ($185.75 in chips)
Seat 6: RvrMonkey ($531.40 in chips)
eSaR_one: posts small blind $1
FGators26: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to RvrMonkey [Kc Kh]
lllFSlll: folds
RvrMonkey: raises $5 to $7
Grim: folds
eSaR_one: calls $6
FGators26: raises $25 to $32
RvrMonkey: raises $53 to $85
eSaR_one: folds
FGators26: calls $53
*** FLOP *** [Th 2c Td]
FGators26: bets $100
RvrMonkey: raises $166 to $266
FGators26 said, "gotta be kidding me"
FGators26: folds
RvrMonkey collected $375 from pot
RvrMonkey: shows [Kc Kh] (two pair, Kings and Tens)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $377 | Rake $2
Board [Th 2c Td]
Seat 2: Grim (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: eSaR_one (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: FGators26 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: lllFSlll folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: RvrMonkey collected ($375)

[Rotterdaum]

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think it was like 40ish+ ? he had 10 BIs at least on 6 tables or something. Sent me the picture but I lost it.

Crosse [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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dontbother did 90 buy-ins in 3 days at 1/2, meh .. pretty impressive in my books

[Kilillan]

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Hmm, had a breakeven day in poker.

Ok day in life however.

I have one more blog-like question and I'll stop asking blog-like non-poker related questions for a while.

How do you end a conversation with asking for a number?

I find if you ask too soon before any apparent attraction then you'll get rejected a very high # of the time. If you ask too late it's just as bad.

I was with my friend looking for haircut place on a map, I asked these two cute girls where to go. They didn't know so one of them got two other friends who were also cute.
We talked for like 7 minutes then I thanked them and parted.

Afterward my friend was like "dude, you totally should've gotten their numbers"

I was like "Wtf, how was I supposed to know?"


Thus I pose my question to you mighty ssnl.


And for best answer I'll xfer 5$ on FTP

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"So, do you like beer/parties/tentacle rape?"

"Sure!"

"Well, me and my friends were going to have some ${item} sometime. Would you like to come?"

if [ response == 'yes' ]

getNumber();

else

getGBH();

fi

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Don't think it was that point yet

I think I needed to signal to my wingman to distract other girls while I talk to the one I like for 5 mins then #close

Or I dunno.

Picking up girls is the most frustrating game ever

anyone have any other ideas?

[ipp147]

which one of you guys is MidnightTokr?