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[scottjf8]

I absolutely cannot win at poker

no matter waht

I have TT? Someone else has KK

I have AJ on a J high flop? Someone has QQ

Oh, but I get QQ?

PokerStars Game #8990319097: Tournament #45710062, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/03/19 - 22:02:30 (ET)
Table '45710062 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: nenorocit (2640 in chips)
Seat 2: goods2001 (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: scottjf8 (1450 in chips)
Seat 4: sworvie (1460 in chips)
Seat 5: KILL3R1234 (200 in chips)
Seat 6: thearistotle (1500 in chips)
Seat 7: Taktika (1670 in chips)
Seat 8: GnormanRoot (1500 in chips)
Seat 9: royal953 (1590 in chips)
KILL3R1234: posts small blind 10
thearistotle: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to scottjf8 [Qc Qd]
Taktika: folds
GnormanRoot: calls 20
royal953: folds
nenorocit: calls 20
goods2001: folds
scottjf8: raises 120 to 140
sworvie: folds
KILL3R1234: raises 60 to 200 and is all-in
thearistotle: folds
GnormanRoot: folds
nenorocit: folds
scottjf8: calls 60
*** FLOP *** [Tc 7c 4h]
*** TURN *** [Tc 7c 4h] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 7c 4h 8h] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
KILL3R1234: shows [7d 8c] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
scottjf8: shows [Qc Qd] (a pair of Queens)
KILL3R1234 collected 460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 460 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 7c 4h 8h Jc]
Seat 1: nenorocit folded before Flop
Seat 2: goods2001 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: scottjf8 showed [Qc Qd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: sworvie (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: KILL3R1234 (small blind) showed [7d 8c] and won (460) with two pair, Eights and Sevens
Seat 6: thearistotle (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Taktika folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: GnormanRoot folded before Flop
Seat 9: royal953 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[homanga]

This is for 2nd place chips with less than 200 left.

PokerStars Game #8993427284: Tournament #45412491, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/03/20 - 01:32:16 (ET)
Table '45412491 23' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Moosengoose (4924 in chips)
Seat 2: texasblake (7266 in chips)
Seat 3: haruspex 11 (7150 in chips)
Seat 4: bigchipshi (4210 in chips)
Seat 5: LioneeR (4340 in chips)
Seat 6: homanga (7705 in chips)
Seat 7: bubbatkas (2575 in chips)
Seat 8: Pitaz1 (4247 in chips)
Seat 9: 420nutznbolz (9422 in chips)
haruspex 11: posts small blind 100
bigchipshi: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to homanga [Qd Kh]
LioneeR: folds
Moosengoose said, "and im shot down the tourney"
homanga: raises 400 to 600
bubbatkas: folds
Pitaz1: folds
420nutznbolz: folds
Moosengoose: folds
texasblake: calls 600
haruspex 11: folds
Moosengoose said, "pardon my frustratyion"
bigchipshi: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [Ks 6c 4d]
bigchipshi: bets 700
homanga: raises 6405 to 7105 and is all-in
texasblake: calls 6666 and is all-in
bigchipshi: folds
LioneeR said, "5"
*** TURN *** [Ks 6c 4d] [4s]
LioneeR said, "6"
*** RIVER *** [Ks 6c 4d 4s] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
homanga: shows [Qd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Sixes)
texasblake: shows [5c 6s] (a full house, Sixes full of Fours)
LioneeR said, "lol"
texasblake collected 15932 from pot
LioneeR said, "gh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15932 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 6c 4d 4s 6d]
Seat 1: Moosengoose folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: texasblake (button) showed [5c 6s] and won (15932) with a full house, Sixes full of Fours
Seat 3: haruspex 11 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: bigchipshi (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: LioneeR folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: homanga showed [Qd Kh] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sixes
Seat 7: bubbatkas folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Pitaz1 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: 420nutznbolz folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[BadgerPro]

I ran into Aaron Kanter:

PokerStars Game #8993788120: Tournament #45412499, $100+$9 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/03/20 - 02:10:10 (ET)
Table '45412499 1' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: docccjr (3510 in chips)
Seat 2: krazykarl (2447 in chips)
Seat 3: Schmeff (1231 in chips)
Seat 4: BadgerPro (4127 in chips)
Seat 5: energyflash (1673 in chips)
Seat 6: He's full of (2052 in chips)
Seat 7: muchado30 (2550 in chips)
Seat 8: slyfoxxtbb (2162 in chips)
Seat 9: spacekadet (1175 in chips)
docccjr: posts small blind 75
krazykarl: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BadgerPro [Ac Ah]
Schmeff: folds
BadgerPro: raises 300 to 450
energyflash: folds
He's full of: folds
muchado30: folds
slyfoxxtbb: folds
spacekadet: folds
docccjr: calls 375
krazykarl: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s 6c 9d]
docccjr: checks
BadgerPro: bets 600
docccjr: calls 600
*** TURN *** [3s 6c 9d] [Jd]
docccjr: checks
BadgerPro: bets 1050
docccjr: raises 1410 to 2460 and is all-in
BadgerPro: calls 1410
*** RIVER *** [3s 6c 9d Jd] [8d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
docccjr: shows [Ad Qd] (a flush, Ace high)
BadgerPro: shows [Ac Ah] (a pair of Aces)
BadgerPro said, "lmao"
docccjr collected 7170 from pot
BadgerPro said, "well played sir"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 7170 | Rake 0
Board [3s 6c 9d Jd 8d]
Seat 1: docccjr (small blind) showed [Ad Qd] and won (7170) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: krazykarl (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Schmeff folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: BadgerPro showed [Ac Ah] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: energyflash folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: He's full of folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: muchado30 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: slyfoxxtbb folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: spacekadet (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[BadgerPro]

In the 55r:

PokerStars Game #8993842291: Tournament #45412493, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/03/20 - 02:16:34 (ET)
Table '45412493 22' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bparis (20228 in chips)
Seat 2: merker777 (4230 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: casre (13574 in chips)
Seat 4: BadgerPro (30236 in chips)
Seat 5: flopking01 (14931 in chips)
Seat 6: kamikazi (21486 in chips)
Seat 7: MickoTilly (6094 in chips)
Seat 8: rrk775 (8922 in chips)
Seat 9: Poker Star T (12712 in chips)
bparis: posts the ante 25
merker777: posts the ante 25
casre: posts the ante 25
BadgerPro: posts the ante 25
flopking01: posts the ante 25
kamikazi: posts the ante 25
MickoTilly: posts the ante 25
rrk775: posts the ante 25
Poker Star T: posts the ante 25
casre: posts small blind 200
BadgerPro: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BadgerPro [Kd Kc]
flopking01: folds
kamikazi: raises 1200 to 1600
MickoTilly: folds
rrk775: folds
Poker Star T: folds
bparis: folds
merker777: folds
casre: calls 1400
BadgerPro: raises 4800 to 6400
kamikazi: folds
casre: calls 4800
*** FLOP *** [5h 9s 7d]
casre: bets 7149 and is all-in
BadgerPro: calls 7149
*** TURN *** [5h 9s 7d] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [5h 9s 7d Tc] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
casre: shows [7c Qs] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
BadgerPro: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
casre collected 28923 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 28923 | Rake 0
Board [5h 9s 7d Tc Qc]
Seat 1: bparis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: merker777 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: casre (small blind) showed [7c Qs] and won (28923) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 4: BadgerPro (big blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: flopking01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kamikazi folded before Flop
Seat 7: MickoTilly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: rrk775 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Poker Star T folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[BadgerPro]

[ QUOTE ]
In the 55r:

PokerStars Game #8993842291: Tournament #45412493, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level VIII (200/400) - 2007/03/20 - 02:16:34 (ET)
Table '45412493 22' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: bparis (20228 in chips)
Seat 2: merker777 (4230 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: casre (13574 in chips)
Seat 4: BadgerPro (30236 in chips)
Seat 5: flopking01 (14931 in chips)
Seat 6: kamikazi (21486 in chips)
Seat 7: MickoTilly (6094 in chips)
Seat 8: rrk775 (8922 in chips)
Seat 9: Poker Star T (12712 in chips)
bparis: posts the ante 25
merker777: posts the ante 25
casre: posts the ante 25
BadgerPro: posts the ante 25
flopking01: posts the ante 25
kamikazi: posts the ante 25
MickoTilly: posts the ante 25
rrk775: posts the ante 25
Poker Star T: posts the ante 25
casre: posts small blind 200
BadgerPro: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BadgerPro [Kd Kc]
flopking01: folds
kamikazi: raises 1200 to 1600
MickoTilly: folds
rrk775: folds
Poker Star T: folds
bparis: folds
merker777: folds
casre: calls 1400
BadgerPro: raises 4800 to 6400
kamikazi: folds
casre: calls 4800
*** FLOP *** [5h 9s 7d]
casre: bets 7149 and is all-in
BadgerPro: calls 7149
*** TURN *** [5h 9s 7d] [Tc]
*** RIVER *** [5h 9s 7d Tc] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
casre: shows [7c Qs] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
BadgerPro: shows [Kd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
casre collected 28923 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 28923 | Rake 0
Board [5h 9s 7d Tc Qc]
Seat 1: bparis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: merker777 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: casre (small blind) showed [7c Qs] and won (28923) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
Seat 4: BadgerPro (big blind) showed [Kd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 5: flopking01 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kamikazi folded before Flop
Seat 7: MickoTilly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: rrk775 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Poker Star T folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[/ QUOTE ]

Same guy awhile later after I lost the rest of my chips:

PokerStars Game #8993992304: Tournament #45412493, $50+$5 Hold'em No Limit - Level IX (300/600) - 2007/03/20 - 02:35:35 (ET)
Table '45412493 22' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: bparis (20503 in chips)
Seat 2: dudman2 (13911 in chips)
Seat 3: casre (29248 in chips)
Seat 4: BadgerPro (3537 in chips)
Seat 5: flopking01 (9981 in chips)
Seat 6: kamikazi (28192 in chips)
Seat 7: MickoTilly (15588 in chips)
Seat 8: rrk775 (6597 in chips)
Seat 9: Poker Star T (17112 in chips)
bparis: posts the ante 50
dudman2: posts the ante 50
casre: posts the ante 50
BadgerPro: posts the ante 50
flopking01: posts the ante 50
kamikazi: posts the ante 50
MickoTilly: posts the ante 50
rrk775: posts the ante 50
Poker Star T: posts the ante 50
flopking01: posts small blind 300
kamikazi: posts big blind 600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BadgerPro [Ah Ad]
MickoTilly: folds
rrk775: folds
Poker Star T: folds
bparis: folds
dudman2: folds
casre: raises 600 to 1200
BadgerPro: raises 2287 to 3487 and is all-in
flopking01: folds
kamikazi: folds
casre: calls 2287
*** FLOP *** [9s Kh Qh]
*** TURN *** [9s Kh Qh] [Kd]
BadgerPro said, "heart"
*** RIVER *** [9s Kh Qh Kd] [2h]
BadgerPro said, "obv"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
casre: shows [8h 3h] (a flush, King high)
BadgerPro: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
casre collected 8324 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8324 | Rake 0
Board [9s Kh Qh Kd 2h]
Seat 1: bparis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: dudman2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: casre showed [8h 3h] and won (8324) with a flush, King high
Seat 4: BadgerPro (button) showed [Ah Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 5: flopking01 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: kamikazi (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: MickoTilly folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: rrk775 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Poker Star T folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[terrellk11]

Last hand of the first hour of the 10+1 rebuy

PokerStars Game #8996115721: Tournament #45412529, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/03/20 - 08:59:20 (ET)
Table '45412529 42' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: bigblaasmvp (8280 in chips)
Seat 2: ramelow15 (7630 in chips)
Seat 3: cerebos (7105 in chips)
Seat 4: Bebert004 (3000 in chips)
Seat 5: Najugijee (11920 in chips)
Seat 6: Croupier1983 (3000 in chips)
Seat 7: carrrera (11385 in chips)
Seat 8: terrellk11 (12845 in chips)
Seat 9: Spider00007 (15350 in chips)
Spider00007: posts small blind 50
bigblaasmvp: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to terrellk11 [Jd Ad]
ramelow15: folds
cerebos: folds
Bebert004: folds
Najugijee: folds
Croupier1983: folds
carrrera: folds
terrellk11: raises 200 to 300
Spider00007: folds
bigblaasmvp: calls 200
*** FLOP *** [3d 9d 8d]
bigblaasmvp: checks
terrellk11: bets 400
bigblaasmvp: calls 400
*** TURN *** [3d 9d 8d] [8c]
bigblaasmvp: checks
terrellk11: bets 1300
bigblaasmvp: raises 6280 to 7580 and is all-in
terrellk11: calls 6280
*** RIVER *** [3d 9d 8d 8c] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
bigblaasmvp: shows [5h 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Fives)
terrellk11: shows [Jd Ad] (a flush, Ace high)
bigblaasmvp collected 16610 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 16610 | Rake 0
Board [3d 9d 8d 8c 5c]
Seat 1: bigblaasmvp (big blind) showed [5h 8h] and won (16610) with a full house, Eights full of Fives
Seat 2: ramelow15 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: cerebos folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Bebert004 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: Najugijee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Croupier1983 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: carrrera folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: terrellk11 (button) showed [Jd Ad] and lost with a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: Spider00007 (small blind) folded before Flop

[disk189]

First 4/180 on pokerstars.
7th place.
Thank you 2+2.

[Exitonly]

At Turning Stone w/ Adam and Shaun.

3am last night, Adam wakes up in a heavily drugged state, and decides he wants to go play some poker. I go and join him (Shaun and his friend Andy were already down there playing).

We sit at at 1/2 200 max table where Shaun is playing. Adam is playing maniacally, getting allin on all kinds of flops with all kinds of air. Chatting up the table relentlessly, at one point he rebought and had $211 on the table.
Dealer: "You're gonna have to take that $11 off"
Adam: "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"
Dealer: "No, take it off"

i dont remember too many details between then and when I got up 5 hours later. But i cashed out for $3075 at the $200 max table. w00t.

[cappla011]

i cant [censored] take it anymore.


PokerStars Game #9007914752: Tournament #45412604, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XIV (1500/3000) - 2007/03/20 - 22:55:14 (ET)
Table '45412604 48' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: BredaBreda (21309 in chips)
Seat 2: Duke Man 77 (52650 in chips)
Seat 3: islandbones (31008 in chips)
Seat 4: TIBUR0N14 (41293 in chips)
Seat 5: cappla011 (57223 in chips)
Seat 6: tangent79 (44169 in chips)
Seat 7: BAC3 (22523 in chips)
Seat 8: pimpsta007 (57625 in chips)
Seat 9: lintje (14776 in chips)
BredaBreda: posts the ante 150
Duke Man 77: posts the ante 150
islandbones: posts the ante 150
TIBUR0N14: posts the ante 150
cappla011: posts the ante 150
tangent79: posts the ante 150
BAC3: posts the ante 150
pimpsta007: posts the ante 150
lintje: posts the ante 150
BAC3: posts small blind 1500
pimpsta007: posts big blind 3000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cappla011 [Ac As]
lintje: folds
BredaBreda: folds
Duke Man 77: folds
islandbones: folds
TIBUR0N14: raises 4000 to 7000
cappla011: calls 7000
tangent79: folds
BAC3: folds
pimpsta007: folds
*** FLOP *** [5d Ah 9h]
TIBUR0N14: bets 34143 and is all-in
cappla011: calls 34143
*** TURN *** [5d Ah 9h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [5d Ah 9h 8s] [Th]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TIBUR0N14: shows [Qc Jh] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
cappla011: shows [Ac As] (three of a kind, Aces)
TIBUR0N14 collected 88136 from pot
cappla011 said, "hahahahahahaa"
cappla011 said, "ahahahaaha"
cappla011 said, "aha"
cappla011 said, "aha"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 88136 | Rake 0
Board [5d Ah 9h 8s Th]
Seat 1: BredaBreda folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Duke Man 77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: islandbones folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TIBUR0N14 showed [Qc Jh] and won (88136) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 5: cappla011 showed [Ac As] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 6: tangent79 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: BAC3 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: pimpsta007 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: lintje folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[cappla011]

maybe storing him with chips was a good thing...

PokerStars Game #9008243336: Tournament #45412604, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XV (2000/4000) - 2007/03/20 - 23:14:45 (ET)
Table '45412604 48' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: BredaBreda (47809 in chips)
Seat 2: Duke Man 77 (75725 in chips)
Seat 3: deadmoneyjon (81040 in chips)
Seat 4: TIBUR0N14 (135704 in chips)
Seat 5: cappla011 (40053 in chips)
Seat 6: tangent79 (76638 in chips)
Seat 8: SSay420 (70624 in chips)
Seat 9: lintje (19076 in chips)
BredaBreda: posts the ante 200
Duke Man 77: posts the ante 200
deadmoneyjon: posts the ante 200
TIBUR0N14: posts the ante 200
cappla011: posts the ante 200
tangent79: posts the ante 200
SSay420: posts the ante 200
lintje: posts the ante 200
lintje: posts small blind 2000
BredaBreda: posts big blind 4000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cappla011 [Ad Qh]
Duke Man 77: folds
deadmoneyjon: folds
TIBUR0N14: raises 6000 to 10000
cappla011: raises 29853 to 39853 and is all-in
tangent79: folds
SSay420: folds
lintje: folds
BredaBreda: folds
TIBUR0N14: calls 29853
*** FLOP *** [3h 7c 7s]
*** TURN *** [3h 7c 7s] [4h]
*** RIVER *** [3h 7c 7s 4h] [8c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
TIBUR0N14: shows [9h Ah] (a pair of Sevens)
cappla011: shows [Ad Qh] (a pair of Sevens - Ace+Queen kicker)
cappla011 collected 87306 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 87306 | Rake 0
Board [3h 7c 7s 4h 8c]
Seat 1: BredaBreda (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: Duke Man 77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: deadmoneyjon folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: TIBUR0N14 showed [9h Ah] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 5: cappla011 showed [Ad Qh] and won (87306) with a pair of Sevens
Seat 6: tangent79 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: SSay420 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: lintje (small blind) folded before Flop