**Official uNL Microbrew Thread: March(LC/NC goes here)**

[kabouter]

Well after dropping 2 buyins this morning at 100nl AA vs a set, was pot committed had to call bla bla I'm a donk.
I decided to fire up a 200nl table, it was full of lags though, this was my hand of the day though vs a regular, I mean it was suited right?

Party Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $1/$2
5 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $200
CO: $253.99
Button: $203.80
Hero: $189
BB: $503.69

Pre-flop: (5 players) Hero is SB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
3 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $8</font>, BB calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($16, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $14</font>, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $35</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $60</font>, BB calls.

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($136, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $121</font>, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: $121 returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: $136

[MusashiStyle]

shouldn't u be posting in SSNL kabouter?

[EMc]

I [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] matrix. That is all.

[kabouter]

@musashi, well I'm a 50nl/100nl player was just taking a shot. But they don't really like me at ssnl, and I just love the unl community [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[ama0330]

Ever wondered why 25nl players make the plays they do? Sometimes I talk to them to try and find out. 59o sucks out my KK in a small raised pot by turning trips.


<font color="blue">ama:</font> can i just ask
<font color="blue">ama:</font> why did you call my raise
<font color="blue">ama:</font> with 59o
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 4 times blind
<font color="red">Fish:</font> and seems like BB steal
<font color="blue">ama:</font> yeah but its 59 offsuit
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 59 can win too
<font color="blue">ama:</font> like if i have t6o, im beating you
<font color="blue">ama:</font> what hand could i possibly have that you would want to see
<font color="red">Fish:</font> first watch flop then decide
<font color="red">Fish:</font> ak?
<font color="blue">ama:</font> ok, ok, thats fair enough
<font color="blue">ama:</font> so why did you call the flop
<font color="red">Fish:</font> i know
<font color="red">Fish:</font> too bad with KK
<font color="red">Fish:</font> sorry
<font color="blue">ama:</font> what were you beating when you called on the flop
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 72 haha
<font color="red">Fish:</font> i was beating you
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 4/5 sutied
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 7/8 suited
<font color="blue">ama:</font> at least you admit youre a moron
<font color="blue">ama:</font> lol
<font color="red">Fish:</font> not really
<font color="red">Fish:</font> its just $1
<font color="red">Fish:</font> and you were stealing
<font color="blue">ama:</font> yeah, with KK
<font color="blue">ama:</font> LOL
<font color="red">Fish:</font> how could i know?
<font color="red">Fish:</font> you raised 4 times blind
<font color="blue">ama:</font> i know that
<font color="red">Fish:</font> and you guys stop believing me i got something
<font color="blue">ama:</font> but you had FIVE NINE OFFSUIT
<font color="blue">ama:</font> 59o
<font color="red">Fish:</font> yes
<font color="red">Fish:</font> here see this flop?
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 5/9 is good hand
<font color="blue">ama:</font> then on the flop, you called with BOTTOM PAIR
<font color="red">Fish:</font> yep because you raised like you had AK
<font color="blue">ama:</font> anyway whatever youre terrible at poker
<font color="red">Fish:</font> yes tahts true
<font color="red">Fish:</font> but i like having your money

This is a serious post. Im going to condense the most important parts of what this idiot said so that you can better understand the mentality of the players you are up against.


<font color="red">Fish:</font> and seems like BB steal

I was on the button. Even morons do know some basic poker theory even if they constantly misapply it.

<font color="red">Fish:</font> 59 can win too

"Any hand can win"

<font color="red">Fish:</font> first watch flop then decide

"Lets see a flop"

<font color="red">Fish:</font> ak?

"He has AK" &lt;---- people just LOVE to put you on AK. Get used to this!!!

<font color="red">Fish:</font> its just $1

Not thinking in BB

<font color="red">Fish:</font> and you were stealing

They love to think you are bluffing

<font color="red">Fish:</font> yep because you raised like you had AK

Again, they just cant help falling in love with putting you on AK.


Im not playing 25nl anymore, I can't deal with it.

[kazana]

[ QUOTE ]

<font color="red">Fish:</font> and seems like BB steal
...
<font color="red">Fish:</font> ak?
"He has AK" &lt;---- people just LOVE to put you on AK. Get used to this!!!


[/ QUOTE ]
Just to point out an obvious flaw in our avg fishies' logic:
"ZOMG!! He's stealing with AK! -&gt; Call with 59o!"
Don't you love it?

[MusashiStyle]

[ QUOTE ]
Ever wondered why 25nl players make the plays they do? Sometimes I talk to them to try and find out. 59o sucks out my KK in a small raised pot by turning trips.


<font color="blue">ama:</font> can i just ask
<font color="blue">ama:</font> why did you call my raise
<font color="blue">ama:</font> with 59o
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 4 times blind
<font color="red">Fish:</font> and seems like BB steal
<font color="blue">ama:</font> yeah but its 59 offsuit
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 59 can win too
<font color="blue">ama:</font> like if i have t6o, im beating you
<font color="blue">ama:</font> what hand could i possibly have that you would want to see
<font color="red">Fish:</font> first watch flop then decide
<font color="red">Fish:</font> ak?
<font color="blue">ama:</font> ok, ok, thats fair enough
<font color="blue">ama:</font> so why did you call the flop
<font color="red">Fish:</font> i know
<font color="red">Fish:</font> too bad with KK
<font color="red">Fish:</font> sorry
<font color="blue">ama:</font> what were you beating when you called on the flop
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 72 haha
<font color="red">Fish:</font> i was beating you
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 4/5 sutied
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 7/8 suited
<font color="blue">ama:</font> at least you admit youre a moron
<font color="blue">ama:</font> lol
<font color="red">Fish:</font> not really
<font color="red">Fish:</font> its just $1
<font color="red">Fish:</font> and you were stealing
<font color="blue">ama:</font> yeah, with KK
<font color="blue">ama:</font> LOL
<font color="red">Fish:</font> how could i know?
<font color="red">Fish:</font> you raised 4 times blind
<font color="blue">ama:</font> i know that
<font color="red">Fish:</font> and you guys stop believing me i got something
<font color="blue">ama:</font> but you had FIVE NINE OFFSUIT
<font color="blue">ama:</font> 59o
<font color="red">Fish:</font> yes
<font color="red">Fish:</font> here see this flop?
<font color="red">Fish:</font> 5/9 is good hand
<font color="blue">ama:</font> then on the flop, you called with BOTTOM PAIR
<font color="red">Fish:</font> yep because you raised like you had AK
<font color="blue">ama:</font> anyway whatever youre terrible at poker
<font color="red">Fish:</font> yes tahts true
<font color="red">Fish:</font> but i like having your money

This is a serious post. Im going to condense the most important parts of what this idiot said so that you can better understand the mentality of the players you are up against.


<font color="red">Fish:</font> and seems like BB steal

I was on the button. Even morons do know some basic poker theory even if they constantly misapply it.

<font color="red">Fish:</font> 59 can win too

"Any hand can win"

<font color="red">Fish:</font> first watch flop then decide

"Lets see a flop"

<font color="red">Fish:</font> ak?

"He has AK" &lt;---- people just LOVE to put you on AK. Get used to this!!!

<font color="red">Fish:</font> its just $1

Not thinking in BB

<font color="red">Fish:</font> and you were stealing

They love to think you are bluffing

<font color="red">Fish:</font> yep because you raised like you had AK

Again, they just cant help falling in love with putting you on AK.


Im not playing 25nl anymore, I can't deal with it.

[/ QUOTE ]

incredibly standard

[creamfillin]

Ama don't waste your breath, rebuy and stack him. It's very simple. You'll be questioning your own sanity after you talk with a fish like that. People like that like to see chips fly around and stuff, putting people on hands is light years beyond their ability.

[FloppyJ]

I caught a fool trying to steal my BB with AKo last night. Screw that call business, I managed to get it all in pre-flop with T9s instead.
1) Sit at my table
2)????
3) Profit

[creamfillin]

Sooded can always overcome the power of unsooded, remember that.