Official March [censored] thread

[shaundeeb]

that's an awful call with 11 left because it's his whole stack and I prob folding really awful hands like the ones you have crushed cept Q2 K2 and A2

[Ontario_Tory]

Naturally I posted this in BBV, so the abuse has just started. Maybe here I'll get some sympathy...

80 people left in the $3r... Finally get something decent (AA), get it in against AKs, and naturally:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t12000 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP2 (t135091)
CO (t29574)
Button (t169938)
<font color="#C00000">SB (t183974)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t146387)</font>
UTG (t127528)
UTG+1 (t118420)
MP1 (t140944)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t24000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t60000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to t183374</font>, Hero calls t85787 (All-In).

Flop: (t332761) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: (t332761) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t332761) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t332761

Results below:
Hero has Ah Ac (two pair, aces and queens).
SB has Ks As (straight flush, ace high).
Outcome: SB wins t332761.

[Soulman]

First hand of 30r at Party for giant chip lead:

Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t (10 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP2 (t354375)
MP3 (t372919)
CO (t138709)
Button (t344352)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t327370)</font>
<font color="#C00000">BB (t102369)</font>
UTG (t209736)
UTG+1 (t97620)
UTG+2 (t208012)
MP1 (t255038)

Preflop: Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, MP3 calls t12000, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t30000</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls t66169.

Flop: (t108169) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t108169) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t108169) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t108169

Hero has Kh Kc (one pair, kings).
BB has 6c 6h (three of a kind, sixes).
Outcome: BB wins t108169.


Bustout hand a bit later:
Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

UTG+1 (t334575)
<font color="#C00000">MP1 (t466119)</font>
MP2 (t248214)
<font color="#C00000">Hero (t224401)</font>
CO (t299076)
Button (t208936)
SB (t253349)
BB (t163592)
UTG (t212238)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, MP1 calls t16000, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls t16000, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, BB checks,

Flop: (t160000) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP1 bets t32000</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t80000</font>, BB folds, MP1 calls t48000.

Turn: (t160000) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
MP1 checks, Hero pushes, MP1 calls t144001.

River: (t304001) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t304001
MP1 has 5h Ad (one pair, aces).
Hero has Qh Kh (one pair, kings).
Outcome: MP1 wins t304001.

NICE FLOP CALL BUDDY, ASDASCOACKASCHO0KNLKASCN@$@£$@£(%&amp;/¤%&amp;. Goooooooooooooooooooooo 9th!!!

[cameronw01]

I just signed up for a deepstacked tournament on Stars, then when I realised the error of my ways and tried to unregister that had closed. [censored].

[Sh@i'tan]

what happens if i unreg after winning a sat to a stars tourney? i get T dollars right?

[cking]

This was pretty crazy:

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ckingusc [8s Ah]
ISO1407 said, "damn"
Andrejkovics: calls 150
Playing A: folds
ida n louise: folds
ISO1407: folds
foolishgolf: raises 600 to 750
sihon: folds
quicknl69: folds
ckingusc: folds
Andrejkovics: calls 600
*** FLOP *** [9d Qc 9h]
Andrejkovics: checks
foolishgolf: checks
*** TURN *** [9d Qc 9h] [5d]
Andrejkovics: checks
foolishgolf: bets 600
Andrejkovics: raises 1050 to 1650
foolishgolf: raises 1050 to 2700
Andrejkovics: raises 1800 to 4500
foolishgolf: raises 17668 to 22168 and is all-in
Andrejkovics: calls 2510 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [9d Qc 9h 5d] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Andrejkovics: shows [9s 9c] (four of a kind, Nines)
foolishgolf: shows [Qs Qd] (four of a kind, Queens)
ckingusc said, "OMG"
foolishgolf collected 15745 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15745 | Rake 0
Board [9d Qc 9h 5d Qh]
Seat 1: quicknl69 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: ckingusc (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Andrejkovics showed [9s 9c] and lost with four of a kind, Nines
Seat 4: Playing A folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ida n louise folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: ISO1407 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: foolishgolf showed [Qs Qd] and won (15745) with four of a kind, Queens
Seat 8: sihon (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[KingDan]

someone organize a march madness donkament competition plz

[johnnyrocket]

i would call u here every time, u push every pot late with position, i am never throwing away a pair with a chance against u here

[TwistedEcho]

Stars Million, bust 3rd hand in KK v AA allin preflop

2nd Chance bust at 100-200 when i isolate push KK and run into AA

WSOP $650 sat bust 75th when i push KK into AA.

I also busted the warmup restealing 67d into AA, and the 109fo pushing AQ from bb into button AA.

On the bright side, no one sucked out on me.

[scottjf8]

Same tourney, about 10 hands apart

PokerStars Game #8859593623: Tournament #44301481, $15.00+$1.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/03/11 - 23:08:21 (ET)
Table '44301481 43' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: wasnix (1866 in chips)
Seat 2: jd888m (3255 in chips)
Seat 3: Nocturnick (7295 in chips)
Seat 4: McBeasterson (2415 in chips)
Seat 5: ToUraGe (2081 in chips)
Seat 6: scottjf8 (4200 in chips)
Seat 7: rj131 (1415 in chips)
Seat 8: no-deal7 (5920 in chips)
Seat 9: HtSizzle (2045 in chips)
Nocturnick: posts small blind 75
McBeasterson: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to scottjf8 [Qc Qh]
ToUraGe: folds
scottjf8: raises 300 to 450
rj131: raises 965 to 1415 and is all-in
no-deal7: folds
HtSizzle: folds
wasnix: folds
jd888m: folds
Nocturnick: folds
McBeasterson: folds
scottjf8: calls 965
*** FLOP *** [7s Jd 5c]
*** TURN *** [7s Jd 5c] [8d]
*** RIVER *** [7s Jd 5c 8d] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
scottjf8: shows [Qc Qh] (a pair of Queens)
rj131: shows [9c Tc] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
scottjf8 said, "my god"
rj131 collected 3055 from pot
scottjf8 said, "giv eme a ****ing break"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3055 | Rake 0
Board [7s Jd 5c 8d Kh]
Seat 1: wasnix folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: jd888m (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Nocturnick (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: McBeasterson (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: ToUraGe folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: scottjf8 showed [Qc Qh] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 7: rj131 showed [9c Tc] and won (3055) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 8: no-deal7 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: HtSizzle folded before Flop (didn't bet)



PokerStars Game #8859768812: Tournament #44301481, $15.00+$1.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2007/03/11 - 23:19:05 (ET)
Table '44301481 43' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: wasnix (5382 in chips)
Seat 2: jd888m (3255 in chips)
Seat 3: Nocturnick (6995 in chips)
Seat 4: McBeasterson (1515 in chips)
Seat 5: ToUraGe (1256 in chips)
Seat 6: scottjf8 (3160 in chips)
Seat 7: rj131 (2080 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 8: no-deal7 (4870 in chips)
Seat 9: HtSizzle (1979 in chips)
HtSizzle: posts small blind 75
wasnix: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to scottjf8 [Ts Tc]
jd888m: calls 150
Nocturnick: folds
McBeasterson: folds
ToUraGe: raises 1106 to 1256 and is all-in
scottjf8: raises 1904 to 3160 and is all-in
rj131: folds
no-deal7: folds
HtSizzle: folds
wasnix: folds
jd888m: folds
*** FLOP *** [6s 7s 4h]
*** TURN *** [6s 7s 4h] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [6s 7s 4h Kc] [5c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ToUraGe: shows [3d 3h] (a straight, Three to Seven)
scottjf8: shows [Ts Tc] (a pair of Tens)
ToUraGe collected 2887 from pot
ToUraGe said, "sry"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2887 | Rake 0
Board [6s 7s 4h Kc 5c]
Seat 1: wasnix (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: jd888m folded before Flop
Seat 3: Nocturnick folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: McBeasterson folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: ToUraGe showed [3d 3h] and won (2887) with a straight, Three to Seven
Seat 6: scottjf8 showed [Ts Tc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 7: rj131 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: no-deal7 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: HtSizzle (small blind) folded before Flop



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