banging chicks from myspace.com

[MuckinWinners]

Stuey,

Don't take this wrong, but you are a twisted individual. HILARIOUSLY twisted. I showed this to my wife when she wanted to know why I was laughing so hard. Then she started.

Extra primo GOOD!!!!

[JimHammer]

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Will Voltron87 have sexual intercourse with a female in the first week of college?

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yes

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And I think Stuey captured the moment:

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Ooter gets some loving. (nsfw Maybe)

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[d10]

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d10,

at the very least we need pics.

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10/10 by OOT standards demands NSFW pics.

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I didn't think I needed to. There are guys on myspace who have discovered some amazing things with almost no information. I didn't even want to post about this one because I was sure that someone would find her and link her to this thread, but I haven't heard anything from her yet. This one should have been easy, anyone who's read this whole thread knows I went home this weekend, and I only have 1 girl on my friends list who I know from home. But now that I've said that anyone who wants to track her down will be able to, so here's her profile picture:



She has some semi-NSFW pics in her profile but I'm not going to link those. She's also in the picture with my car but it's not like I was taking a picture of her, she just happened to be standing there, so it's not really a good one of her.

Anyone considering sending her a link to this thread should forget about it. It won't be a trainwreck. I wish I could say I used some world class game to get her into bed but I didn't, we both just wanted to hook up so it just happened. She wouldn't be mad at me if she read this, she'd probably just lose all respect for me and not sleep with me anymore, so lets not do that.

[PokerFink]

For OOT's viewing pleasure, a nice 21 year old MILF.

[TimM]

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For OOT's viewing pleasure, a nice 21 year old MILF.

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Oh man, one of these got me in trouble already...

[bleu329]

ok this is getting way too drawn out. i don't think there is much interest from the other side. i made a few mistakes along the way, let me know if i still stand a chance, and what to go with ---

From: Tassia
Date: Dec 19, 2005 12:31 AM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: hmm
Body: heeey i actually go to FRY Street in denton buuut i usually go to Addison mainly ...lot of my "single" friends hang out there

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From: Kevin
Date: Dec 18, 2005 2:01 AM

hey, i live in plano -- i forgot to get online yesterday. what bars do you go to in dallas? im goin to Duke's on Monday with a friend. Let me know what you are up to...

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From: Tassia
Date: Dec 17, 2005 3:22 PM

hope by tonight you were talking about today tonight..ha ..cuz last night i was trashed ..seriously i don't even know why my ass was online, lol

are you from around here?

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From: Kevin
Date: Dec 17, 2005 2:30 AM

ahh thats cool, why don't we meet up for drinks tonight?

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From: Tassia
Date: Dec 17, 2005 3:02 AM

i just got back from fry street in denton..good times or i usually go to dallas

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From: Kevin
Date: Dec 16, 2005 6:15 PM

yeah, i'm ok at poker I guess. so you going to celebrate being done with finals this weekend? where do you usually go out around here?

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From: Tassia
Date: Dec 16, 2005 1:28 PM

ugh! it was this computer class ...buncha crap .. so you're really good at poker eh?

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From: Kevin
Date: Dec 16, 2005 12:53 AM

not a whole lot, played some poker and had some friends over - im just winding down for the night. what are you studying for anyways?

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From: Tassia
Date: Dec 16, 2005 2:42 AM

ooo, um nuthin just studying for my last final tomorrow, you?

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From: Kevin
Date: Dec 16, 2005 12:22 AM

yeah, inside. what are you up to tonight?

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From: Tassia
Date: Dec 16, 2005 2:02 AM

wha? "inside"?

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From: Kevin
Date: Dec 15, 2005 11:40 PM

inside?

[diebitter]

Sounds fine if you wanna continue.

Seriously, what does Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ] mean (part of her last reply)

Does that mean she's marked you in that category?

[BEP]

I think her last message is implying that she is not "single." Also I think you were a little too quick to ask her out for drinks. You should have gotten a few more messages in there first.

[ononimo]

get her AIM/phone # already and stop dicking around with the once-a-day myspace emails. i'm sure it will be a lot easier to get her to meet you for drinks if you actually conversed in real-time.

it's been a long time since i dabbled in internet dating but my M.O. was always to move to AIM (or preferably the phone) as quickly as possible b/c it's much easier to kick game in real-time.

[goofyballer]

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Seriously, what does Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ] mean (part of her last reply)

Does that mean she's marked you in that category?

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I think it's an option he has when he gets a message, and it somehow made it into cut and paste.

The "single" in quotations is definitely weird...to me that doesn't say that she's seeing someone, but rather that she questions the definition of the word itself, or whether or not her friends are really single...[censored], I don't know, that's just a weird thing to say. I don't get it, but it doesn't imply that she's not single to me. Keep talking to her and see if an opportunity presents itself. At the very least, she didn't decline your drinks offer, so maybe she's open to it.

btw, wtf did Myspace change their search for? You can't search by name, e-mail, or display name anymore. Very annoying.