Zillions of play money players: why don't they play for real?

[illunious]

I'm surprised networks don't capitalize on these frequent play money users by giving them a dollar or two every once in a while.

Super-cheap props/marketing/loyalty for your users to play for real and get hooked.

Party (after a month or two) gives first-time-depositer-busto accounts a free ~$50. This is a big reason I initially gave them a 2nd chance, and resulted in thousands of dollars of rake for them.

I suppose abuse is an issue, but giving the top 1,000, 30,000 or 3,000,000 play money users a dollar is going to seriously revitalize the micro stakes games on your site, and get people hooked. Spending the same amount of money on TV ads isn't close.