What Do You Do Here?

[T-God]

Wtf, his margin on the mattress is way more that 5$, plus he doesn't have to pay a fee to Visa or whatever for using their service. Also, why would he have to make a special trip to the bank? Don't they have a safe in the store that he can keep the money in til he makes his routine bank trip?

I'd probably leave the store after that since I would not trust the quality of that guy's products.

Hmm, actually, I wonder if CC companies provide incentives for business owners to get big-ticket items paid for by CC?

[HeavilyArmed]

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I wanna know what you guys would do.

Then I'll say what happened.

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Snatch back the 8 Franklins, one finger salute, next store.

After reading the other posts I did once come across a dick that didn't want to sell me their loss leader. I 86ed the sale and came back at night and epoxied all the door locks for them.

[BadLieutenant]

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Wow, I would have just cancelled the sale and left at that point.

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[Dominic]

that's outrageous. I'd have told him he just lost a sale.

[Will.]

i'd try to get him to do something embarrassing for the extra $5; like maybe have him help u carry the mattress out to your car with his pants around his ankles. or make him smell your finger after u put it in your ass or something...just a thought.

[im a model]

salesman: you dont have a credit card on you?
you: no, just cash.
salesman: oh, can you find one?
you: oh, wait. i do have one on me actually. give me the 800 back.
salesman: ok, great.
you: heres the credit card. o wait. this isnt a credit card--its my dick, which serves as a conduit for urine.
(then you pee all over the mattress.)
salesman: NOOOOOO!!! NOT THE URINE ALL OVER THE 800 DOLLAR MATTRESS!!!!!!!!!
you, running out of the store: WOOOOOP!! WOOPWUPWUPWUPWUP! WOOOOOOOOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOP!! WUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUP!!!
salesman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

[mediumpimpin]

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salesman: you dont have a credit card on you?
you: no, just cash.
salesman: oh, can you find one?
you: oh, wait. i do have one on me actually. give me the 800 back.
salesman: ok, great.
you: heres the credit card. o wait. this isnt a credit card--its my dick, which serves as a conduit for urine.
(then you pee all over the mattress.)
salesman: NOOOOOO!!! NOT THE URINE ALL OVER THE 800 DOLLAR MATTRESS!!!!!!!!!
you, running out of the store: WOOOOOP!! WOOPWUPWUPWUPWUP! WOOOOOOOOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOP!! WUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUP!!!
salesman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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I just pissed myself Im laughing so hard.

[stjohnychan]

i would have shot him in tha face wit mah nine, gizzy mah 800 $$ cash-money B-to-tha-izzack, n wrapped his bloody corpse in his 800$ mattress n dumped tha whole [censored] on cherry street cuz thats jizzle how i roll fo sho

[T-God]

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salesman: you dont have a credit card on you?
you: no, just cash.
salesman: oh, can you find one?
you: oh, wait. i do have one on me actually. give me the 800 back.
salesman: ok, great.
you: heres the credit card. o wait. this isnt a credit card--its my dick, which serves as a conduit for urine.
(then you pee all over the mattress.)
salesman: NOOOOOO!!! NOT THE URINE ALL OVER THE 800 DOLLAR MATTRESS!!!!!!!!!
you, running out of the store: WOOOOOP!! WOOPWUPWUPWUPWUP! WOOOOOOOOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOOPWOOOP!! WUPWUPWUPWUPWUPWUP!!!
salesman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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lololololololol

[TIEdup14]

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...and found a king-sized mattress...

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Thinly veiled brag?