Extremely sure that I will be winning the lottery

[EricW]

K, I don't really believe in teh lottery but since my life is really going no where, it's the only shot I have left. There's this sweet ass lottery game that involves winning $1 million for 25 years (obviously I'll be taking the payout). The draw isn't based on numbers but it is an actual draw from the tickets sold so there is a guaranteed winner. The draw occurs this Wednesday.

So what's in it for you BBV4lyfe? Well I have noticed that there has been a small faction of people who hate me on here and since I always stand up for the little guy, I will give them a shot to oust me.

I am so sure that I am winning this lottery that I will make this proposal: If I don't win the grand prize wed., I will never, EVER post in BBV4lyfe again. Actually, I'll make one post to reveal the results but that will be it. That obviously won't occur since I plan on winning.

I'm so giddy, I can't wait!

[EricW]

Btw, there will obviously be news coverage of my win and I already have my "speech" planned out:

News reporter: "So now that you've won the lottery, what do you plan to do?"

Me: "I plan on buying a sweet ass loft downtown and also using lots of hot women"

[brazilio]

I think you misspelled everybody as "small faction"

[bonds]

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If I don't win the grand prize wed., I will never, EVER post in BBV4lyfe again. Actually, I'll make one post to reveal the results but that will be it.

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Quoted for posterity.

[knicknut]

What's the lump sum after taxes? $150k?

Good luck getting that loft.

[DING-DONG YO]

Don't tell anyone you won if you do, OP.

Rich = good/brag

Famous = not good/beat

[EricW]

Well, the big draw should happen anytime now... COME ON BABY I CAN FEEL IT!!!

[AE6]

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Btw, there will obviously be news coverage of my win and I already have my "speech" planned out:

News reporter: "So now that you've won the lottery, what do you plan to do?"

Me: "I plan on buying a sweet ass loft downtown and then staying in all the time making crappy posts in BBV4L"

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[EricW]

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Btw, there will obviously be news coverage of my win and I already have my "speech" planned out:

News reporter: "So now that you've won the lottery, what do you plan to do?"

Me: "I plan on buying a sweet ass loft downtown and then staying in all the time making crappy posts in BBV4L"

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el oh el. I think I'll say that in addition to using hot women. THanks for the idea!

[EricW]

Well, the numbers just came back and I am gutted. I thought my life was going to turn around, but instead, I won a measly $20. As a man of my word, I will cease my posting in BBV4lyfe.

Take Care. xoxoxox