banging chicks from myspace.com

[TimM]

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That gorie-looking girl is alluring in a strange way, I cant explain it

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[Dan BRIGHT]

I laughed really hard when I read your "zing!" after your own joke.

[networkman]

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P.S.
How big are your boobs?


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Blake, you're my hero for posting all those convos. The pushing away and lack of compliments early on is key. It is worth noting that [censored] appears to have had reasonable success with compliments once he's been talking with a girl for awhile, like the chick on the car - and as long as it's delivered with some innuendo, not any "oh I think you're so pretty" crap.

I think the messages the fake chick accounts are getting is proving the worth of "inside?" as an opener. I've yet to use it myself but it's just now occurring to me that the girls I've been sending messages to probably get tons of messages exactly like the ones I send them all the time, which is why I've bricked all the time (it's obviously not because of my amazingly pimp myspace page - and 2+2ers, add me, I think the larger # of friends you have, the better).

I've tried with 5 girls in the central Oregon area, where I'm visiting my parents this week. Only one replied. The convo went something like this (since Myspace is broken for me right now - OH GOD DAMMIT, THEY'RE UPGRADING TILL 5AM PST):

me: i'm dying to know, what's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? this was referencing a joke on her profile, she said "message me if you want to know"
her: beer nuts cost almost a buck, while deer nuts are under a buck! have a nice day!
me: haha, that's funny. so here's one: how much does a polar bear weigh? yes, i'm a tool
her: how much???
me: enough to break the ice! zing!!! i'm actually up in bend visiting my parents for xmas, and they just moved here from california so i'm new to the area...anything fun to do? this is pretty much the same message (minus the polar bear part, and slightly tailored to each profile) that I sent to the other four girls that never responded

...and at this point, the conversation dies. I can't partake in the activities for a couple more weeks until I'm back at school. Then, it's on with "inside?". In the meantime, I'm looking forward to everyone's progress + trainwrecks.

Oh, and I definitely LMAOed when I saw gorie's pic in Blake's convo posts.

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dude never refer to yourself as a tool or any other negative name again. honestly I don't think there was anyway to save this one but perhaps disagreeing with her answer to the nuts question might have provided some hope.

[Vavavoom]

Right I'm going to make this a long one purely because I think it needs to be :

It'll be to the best of my summarising ability also....


Right :

* Original Summary

* 2nd Summary

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Right, I have decided that I need to post a new update...

Basically :

DIDS has created a masterpiece of a Survey on his myspace...

[censored] has taken it to a new level - [Censored]'s Masterclass

My advice is to read the thread and see the different directions that it is heading in...

And Get on board....so far we have 73 OOt'iots....Here is the link-a-roony =

OOT'iots

Regards

Vavavoom


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* 3rd Summary

I have done this to the best of my following ability and purely due to boredom...

The "Potentials With Credentials" and there stats or links worth reading:

1. Stevolution has been doing homework on other guys and their inability to chat up ladies on both sides of the globe...

2. The Truth did this fantastic bit or work and u have to read the following 8 profiles and stories...Incl Conversation with GORIE
The Truth has taken this thread to the next level....Even mucking with their subconscious ( Pretty Good Guidance)

3. Diebitter and MyTurnToRaise have raised concerns with actually getting on with these girls and then shattering their world by releasing them to the Lions Den of OOT.....Suggested that only be-atches and Ho-zilla's get nominated.....[censored] has threatened Mod action with this Pussy-ing out attempt....

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no pussies allowed in my thread. any more of that talk and ill abuse my mod powers

the trainwreck is done like this.

you post the report and profile link and OOT causes the trainwreck. that allows you deniability.

also for reference all trainwreck causing links should be to the direct post and not the start of the post. I doubt any girl will wade through all of this


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4. [censored] is flying at the moment and by my count has 4 or 5 in full motion...

BRENDA

HILLARY

JULIE

5. BEP has met up with 3 girls and has trip reports to follow ....

6. Tony P has been MIA = STEP ONE INITIALISED

Possible report to follow....

7. For all the haters/doubters/mofo's....Read the thread if u get bored...it has some all time comedy classic in it...and remember that this could be quite clearly one of the funniest things to happen in 2005/early 2006 on this forum..

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HOWEVER IT MUST BE REMEMBERED THAT THIS THREAD IS ONLY 6 DAYS OLD !!!!!

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Note: Apologies If I have missed out anyones successes....but these are what I could find/weed out from the 3292840334893 posts in the thread...

Anyways,

Fondest Regards

Vavavoom

[diebitter]

Awesome work Vava. I petition for your undertitle to be changed to 'Wreck Archivist' or similar.

[goofyballer]

Vava, how's your Myspace pimping going? You've posted a few convos that look like they're headed in the right direction. Plus I always get a kick out of the British slang/diction in them that I don't understand whatsoever.

[TimM]

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4. [censored] is flying at the moment and by my count has 4 or 5 in full motion...


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[diebitter]

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Vava, how's your Myspace pimping going? You've posted a few convos that look like they're headed in the right direction. Plus I always get a kick out of the British slang/diction in them that I don't understand whatsoever.

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You'll probably like this then

And to keep it topic, I dare any of you to use any of the slang here in your myspace messages.

[Vavavoom]

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Vava, how's your Myspace pimping going? You've posted a few convos that look like they're headed in the right direction. Plus I always get a kick out of the British slang/diction in them that I don't understand whatsoever.

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Got 2 that I'm having regular chats with....but haven't been able to really get on it too much...this weekend will have some updates no doubt...