My Hooker Story

[theBruiser500]

Big Steve: no.

[goofball]

Bruiser,

What do you expect to happen between now and "pretty soon"

[Poofler]

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Bruiser,

What do you expect to happen between now and "pretty soon"

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Male pattern baldness?

[RaMz123]

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I got some clothes at Ted Baxter where a cute girl helped me get some clothes. JC worked his magic by repeatedly saying how much money we both made playing poker. She totally dug us.

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If its Ted Baker your talking about I think I have her number. The situation sounds shockingly familliar actually.

[theBruiser500]

TEST, check out my cool new picture!

[imitation]

I feel sad for your bruiser, so is this how most of the rich kids who go these pick up artist camps end up. Spend a few thousand on a weekend learning how to get girls follow it up with a desperate search for hookers....

[AlienBoy]

Noobs.

First, you get a cabbie to take you unsuspectingly to a "tease and toss" joint where you cough up an ungodly amount of dough for nothing.

Then you DO IT AGAIN.

Then you pay WAY too much for a call girl to your room.


For the amount of money you blew, you could have had a *excellent* time, limo included, to Chicken Ranch.


AB

[Big Steve]

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I feel sad for your bruiser, so is this how most of the rich kids who go these pick up artist camps end up. Spend a few thousand on a weekend learning how to get girls follow it up with a desperate search for hookers....

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yeah first site on google for vegas call girls <font color="red">NSFW </font> NSFW <font color="red"> NSFW </font>

I'm not into it but I would have to say Star would get my money if I was. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]

[Tablerat]

($500 + $400) x 12 = $10,800/hour (of course with approx. 24 really horny PUAs)

Jackpot!

[NT!]

this is a great trip report, bruiser. you write really well and it's really funny.

my only question is, how do you end up paying more than your buddy AND going second?

if you're still in amherst i want to introduce you to a friend of mine. no, for serious. PM me.