Official February Thread: General Discussion/etc

[tcorbin16]

urr [censored] that i odnt want money from random people sorry delete the post mods plz.

[dtan05]

anyone know if you drink OJ after leaving it out for 2 days will it get you sicK? i feel like total ass right now, serious responses plz.

[TheWorstPlayer]

yea, not a good idea.

[True]

??????

[KRANTZ]

once i drank a whole gallon of rotten milk

[Parlay Slow]

True,

What sites are you playing on?

[True]

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True,

What sites are you playing on?

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cryptologic, gonna hit up FT soon maybe.

[Go_Blue88]

haha i think there's a scammer named sexypokerbiatch.

"she" keeps trying to get my screenname so she can send me pics. hahahaha so weird b/c it's prolly a guy trying to flirt with me.

[Black winter day]

Today rocked again

Up 8.5k in febaruary and i barely played. (also, it would be 9k if it wasn't for the MNSL HU donkament).

Top 5 hands from today for your viewing pleasure

Hand 1

Holdem No Limit - $4 BB

UTG ($394)
MP ($332.50)
CO ($423) [Hero]
Button ($596.26)
SB ($400)
BB ($470.75)

Hero is CO with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Preflop: (5 players, $6)
MP folds, Hero raises to $16, Button raises to $28, 2 folds, Hero thinks "Buddy, you have KK or AK" raises to $80, Button calls $52

Flop: 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, $166)
Hero thanks pokergods and knowing he's gonna stack villain bets $110, Button raises to $506.26 and is All-In, Hero calls $233 and is All-In

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($1025.26)

River: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1025.26)

Results: Hero has A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Button has A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Hero wins $849 with 3 of a Kind: Aces


Hand 2

Holdem No Limit - $4 BB

Button ($609) [Hero]
SB ($355)
BB ($200)
UTG ($154.50)
MP ($401)
CO ($578)

Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Preflop: (6 players, $6)
UTG folds, MP raises to $20, CO folds, Hero raises to $60, 2 folds, MP calls $40

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, $126)
MP checks, Hero bets $75, MP raises to $165, Hero realises in horror that villain might have AA, but since he is supposed to stack of on KK vs AA anyway raises to $474 and is All-In, MP calls $176 and is All-In

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1016)

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1016)

Results: Hero has K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
MP has Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
Hero wins $805 with Pair: Kings

Hand 3

Holdem No Limit - $4 BB

Button ($293.11)
SB ($667.38)
BB ($617.92)
UTG ($484.14) [Hero]
CO ($130.82)

Hero is UTG with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Preflop: (5 players, $6)
Hero raises to $16, 3 folds, BB calls $12

Flop: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, $34)
BB bets $16, Hero raises to $56, BB calls $40

Turn: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players, $146)
BB checks, Hero thinks that he's gonna bet villain off his low pp bets $125, BB calls $125

River: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, $396)
BB checks, Hero checks

Results: BB has 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero has A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero wins $393 with Two Pair: Aces and 7s

Hand 4 and the most standard one

Holdem No Limit - $4 BB

Button ($881)
SB ($541.76)
BB ($175.54)
CO ($407) [Hero]

Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Preflop: (4 players, $6)
Hero raises to $16, Button folds, SB calls $14, BB folds

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, $36)
SB checks, Hero bets $28, SB calls $28

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, $92)
SB checks, Hero bets $70, SB calls $70

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players, $232)
SB checks, Hero bets $150, SB calls $150

Results: Hero has K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Villain mucks
Hero wins $530 with Two Pair: Aces and 3s

Hand 5 and the last one of the day

Holdem No Limit - $4 BB

SB ($600) [Hero]
BB ($801.25)
UTG ($458.50)
CO ($122)
Button ($1,078.33)

Hero is SB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Preflop: (5 players, $6)
2 folds, Button raises to $20, Hero raises to $65, BB folds, Button calls $45

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players, $134)
Hero bets $100, Button folds

Results: Hero has K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
Hero wins $131 as the last player standing


Ship it!!!!!!

[Fight Club]

Ture,

That's impressive, can I get a breakdown of that 100k month?