Beat: I crapped myself

[ckmj23]

Im currently vacationing in a rural area of Alberta. I decided to take the 40 minute walk to the nearest corner store to pick up some food. After selecting and paying for various item, I begin the long trek back home. About 15 minutes in I get that tightening feeling down low, signaling that its time to take a dump.....

I immediately regret the 3 bowls of chili I ate last night as this beast demands to be unleashed.

Beat: I crapped myself

Brag: I was able to exit most of it through my pant leg.

Variance: 0-4 On door knocks to see if I could use a neighbours crapper.

[roxtar]

Use the bushes for God's sake.

[AbreuTime]

Rural areas.... find an isolated area where there is tree coverage. I'm disappointed in you.

[goldtoes]

wow go squat and use a leaf

[FastPlaySlow]

Carry napkins around when you go out.

[ipot]

So i open up BBV4life this morning and see 2 threads..."i crapped myself, and i peed on myself"

now who is going to admit to moenyshoting themself...come on..

[ckmj23]

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Use the bushes for God's sake.

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This, of course, was my first thought. It was snowing heavily, there was already a large amount of snow covering the ground. No bushes, and a fairly consistent flow of large trucks driving by

More Variance: non of those [censored]-sucking truck drivers would give me a lift.

[Sporky]

get better sphincters

[ckmj23]

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get better sphincters

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Refried Beans and Chili = sloppy poopy

[bombsaway]

They worked for 900 miles.

Depends FTW