Cats, Dogs, & Other Pets

[Los Feliz Slim]

This cat is fat:



This cat is thin:



The fat cat is older and more sedentary than the thin cat. The thin cat is young and neurotic, the fat cat is content. How do I un-fat the big cat without killing the thin one?

Also, both cats seem to believe I am their deity. They follow me around and cry if I'm in a room they can't get into. When they get bored they climb on me and bite me sometimes when I'm asleep.

Also, the fat one barfs often. If you wait long enough she just eats it, so no harm no foul.