LOL FAKE MIS-CLICKAMENTS - Page 3

flipdeadshot22 · #21 01-31-2007, 07:36 PM

are we really giving villain credit for being smart enough to deduce this to be a misclick? I mean, he could just be an idiot.

towery · #22 01-31-2007, 07:38 PM

Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

Imrahil · #23 01-31-2007, 07:40 PM

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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WOW, I love this story. That guy's a [censored] [censored].

manguydude21 · #24 01-31-2007, 07:41 PM

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Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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that must have felt good.

feesjah · #25 01-31-2007, 07:45 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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nh sir

drexah · #26 01-31-2007, 07:50 PM

stories like these make me feel so [censored] warm inside GOD I LOVE POKER

wickedgoodtrader · #27 01-31-2007, 07:58 PM

that didn't happen.. you just fantasized about it happening

mason55 · #28 01-31-2007, 07:59 PM

god ur a fking angle shooter

DefiNe · #29 01-31-2007, 08:06 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Awesome.

A few weeks ago at a local B+M there was some old douche who was bitching about every little thing. He kept calling string bets on people that were no where near string bets etc and was a really dumb table coach. Some woman knocked over part of her stack and he argued that it was her bet etc. Obv he then shoved and picked it up.

The night before last I was there again, and so was the old douche. I sit in and post my first hand and look down at aces. My chips were still racked and as I was unracking, I purposefully knocked one of them in front of me so about half a rack spewed in front of me. This is the conversation that took place.

Me: "oops, sorry. Let me grab those."
Old Douche: "No! Dealer! Thats a bet! Floor!"

He continues to bitch and moan and I continue to argue that it wasn't a bet, it was just an accident, I am just a dumb internet player. Eventually old douche wins the argument and then shoves when it is folded to him. I instacall and flip aces.

The look on his face was priceless as he sheepishly flipped 85o.

You are expecting me to say he then sucked out on me, but he didn't. I win. [censored] you old douche.

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I woulda slow rolled the living crap outta him

Dan87 · #30 01-31-2007, 08:11 PM

one time someone had put chips in a cupholder that my friend couldnt see, and he thought he had villain covered when he pushed but then villain whipped those chips out. My friend got all angry that he was ratholing until he saw that he had the winning hand, i told him if the money wasnt gonna play if he lost he shouldnt take it if he wins. but he took it ;(