banging chicks from myspace.com

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you are way too serious with these girls. asking them about school and work.. lighten it up, alot.

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yeah I agree. so what kinds of things should I be talking about. getting drunk and [censored]?

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Can't hurt. See Tony P's post earlier. I'd try and get more directly to the point. Your current beating around the bush approach is almost as if you are afraid to fail, when in reality you shouldn't care one bit if you fail. In fact, the more spectacularly you fail, the better it is for all of us. So try being more direct and stop trying to be an internet nice guy.

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excellent I'm going to message a few right and be as direct as possible.

results to follow shortly

[warsaw]

This thread is very entertaining. Keep up the good work.

[Cunning Linguist]

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yeah I agree. so what kinds of things should I be talking about. getting drunk and [censored]?

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beats asking how tall they are. the right answer is very profile dependant. find something in their profile that is odd or unique that you can use. just keep it light.

if your direct approch fails, post profiles. we'll see how you couldve done better.

[Clarkmeister]

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w00t. Drinks on thurday with a MySpace chick.



Edit: Ok, this is kinda long. Remember, the conversation goes from the bottom up, half the conversation was posted already, so the old part is in grey. The important party is in bold

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----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 4:55 AM

I like that idea. Give me a call XXXXXXXXXXXX and we can
figure out a time.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 1:32 AM

I develop at Costco, so Duane Reade wouldn't have any of
mine I'm afraid. Yeah, the only pics I have are on here and
some old vacation pics on some photo sharing thing
somewhere. I was filmed by a Korean TV station at my old
job though, so people might be able to get a pic from
that I suppose.

I like the idea of drinking more, that might help. Drinking
alone would suck though. Would you like to hang out and have
a drink maybe on Thursday or Friday?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 4:24 AM

Well, personally .. this is the only place on the internet
where my pictures are posted ... so if people wanted to
steal my pics, duane reade would be the place to hit up.
You?

I just came of a "meh" week as well, but I have had a
fantastic weekend. So I chose to concentrate on the postive
(i.e. my social life) and ignore the negative (i.e. my work
life which just recently started to piss me off).

As much as my profile may suggest that I'm a negative, pissy
bitch, I am happy about 90% of the time. Life is good ...
what can I say? Ideas? Drink more. LOL. Kidding. But not
really.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 1:18 AM

Jessica's a nice name, I like it.

I'm not sure why the rogue [censored] would bother going to
duane reade for that when they could just scour the internet
for pics. Surly the modern [censored] is more tech-savy than
to be rummaging in a drugstore, no?

Anyway, based on your recommendation, I'm working on
ugrading from "very well" to "fantastic" but coming off of a
"meh" week, it might take some time. Any ideas?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 4:02 AM

Nothing exotic ... just Jessica. My initials are JAP, so
you've got nothing on me.

There is a Metallica song called "Sad But True." Trust me,
you would know it if you heard it.

There is no such things as anonymity when your picture is
posted. If people come across you, there is no denying that
it is you. Unless, of course, there is some rogue [censored]
leveraging your pictures from the duane reade developing
center or some [censored].

btw, fantastic is the way to be.

<font color="#666666">----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 12:55 AM

Well, I'm not quite fantastic, but I am doing very well.

I didn't recognize the Metallica quote. I like them, but
don't listen to their stuff as often as I should.

Anonymity is good, I agree. I wonder sometimes if I should
drop the last initial from my name becasue it is too much
information. Also, no one likes having "TP" for initials.

So is Jess short for Jessica, or is it something exotic like
"Jessika"?

Tony

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 3:41 AM

Inside my apartment is the only explanation that my
apparently feeble mind (kidding) can come up with at this
point. Sad, but true (I just quoted metallica, that's kind
of sad in and of itself).

I am not using a fake name. As much as I love anonymity, I
do have about 17 pictures of myself up, so a fake name
wouldn't really do much to protect the not-so-innocent, no?

It's nice to meet you too ... I'm fanastic, and you?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 12:35 AM

Well, you seem to be fairly smart, so I must be being
unclear.

Inside your apartment makes no sence, because I have no idea
who you are (other than your first name) or where you live.
Unless you are using a fake name, then I know nothing at
all.

So, I'll start over.

I'm Tony, nice to meet you. How are you?


----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 3:19 AM

Inside my apartment? I'm sorry, but either I'm being daft of
you're being unclear.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 12:11 AM

Inside, yes.

You're excused, though I don't think it's necessary.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Jess
Date: Dec 11, 2005 3:08 AM

Excuse me?

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Tony P
Date: Dec 11, 2005 12:07 AM

Inside?</font>
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[IhadPocketMes]

What happened to the chick that wanted you to come with her to be her security guard??????

Security+Drinks=Laid IMO

[Los Feliz Slim]

I'm curious, mostly because I'm happily married yet fascinated by this process.

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yeah I agree. so what kinds of things should I be talking about. getting drunk and [censored]?

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beats asking how tall they are. the right answer is very profile dependant. find something in their profile that is odd or unique that you can use. just keep it light.

if your direct approch fails, post profiles. we'll see how you couldve done better.

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the how tall are you thing was in reference to her profile where she made a big deal about someone being taller than her but didnt give her height I'll get some profiles up

[shant]

This thread is great. It makes me want to get in there and make some message attempts. I think you guys outside of LA have it easier because everytime I browse LA zip-codes I get a bunch of chicks who look like they're using MySpace to jump-start their modeling/acting career instead of meeting regular dudes to drink beers.

[Tony_P]

Shant,

your title would be better as "eff" instead of "F"

[wdead]

Censored, you need at least more tha one facial expression, and possibly two to three shirts. Just a thought.