banging chicks from myspace.com

[JaredL]

photoshop yourself here while you're at it:

[surfinillini]

I think he fits right in the middle here

[d10]

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this one could be interesting

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lauren
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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:02 PM

it's south straight down I5 like 30-45 minutes I think.

you got a name woman?

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From: cinnamon girl
Date: Dec 11, 2005 7:58 PM

eugene, where is albany, really far away?

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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 7:57 PM

seinfeld is hilarious and definently worth getting into but its a different type of humor. I don't think CYE works for everyone because it's basically a show that makes fun of dumb asses for the most. And let's face it there are a lot of [censored] dumbasses out there.

The only time I Karaoke'd I got drunk and ended up doing a rendition of Like a Virgin by Madonna. Where in OR do you live?

Who Karaoke's on a Sunday?


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From: cinnamon girl
Date: Dec 11, 2005 7:46 PM

well.....to be honest i never got into seinfeld but the few episodes i did see were pretty [censored] hilarious.

i really love curb though.


are you up for karaoke tonight? i need a body guard.

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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 7:44 PM

I'm not [censored] lame and I like to make out. Most people would say Seinfeld is the better show than Curb Your Enthusiam. I disagree, what's your take.


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You better be on your way out to Eugene (wherever the hell that is) right now.

I've sent out 9 messages, 4 are still unread, 5 read, and 2 good replies. One I had in the bag if I wanted to meet up with her at the club on Saturday night but Im driving home for the holidays this weekend. Got an AOL screenname though so we'll see where that goes when I get back in a few weeks. She's got some revealing photos and looks like an easy one, but no full body photos so Im a bit concerned. From what I can tell it looks like just a few extra pounds that she's insecure about, which is fine, especially since she has a good looking face, in fact that may even make my job easier. The second girl is in school way out in Birmingham and never updated her profile. That's a 3 hour drive, but most anything from here is at least 2, so I'd probably drive it if I could be >90% assured of hitting it.

I'm pretty happy with my results so far, and I can only imagine the possibilities given how easy it is to message so many people so quickly. [censored], if this doesn't turn into thread of the year, it's easily best idea of the year.

[[censored]]

I have to honest here I don't think my conversation skills with these things may suck and I need work ASAP. I getting a bunch of first responders but lose them after 1 or 2 replies. I need to be more humorous I think. Perhaps I should drop down to the fatties work on my game and then move back up.

thoughts?

[BradleyT]

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thoughts?

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why aren't you in your car?

[surfinillini]

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I have to honest here I don't think my conversation skills with these things may suck and I need work ASAP. I getting a bunch of first responders but lose them after 1 or 2 replies. I need to be more humorous I think. Perhaps I should drop down to the fatties work on my game and then move back up.

thoughts?

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did you glaze over this ---

dude seriously, stop making small talk with Seinfeld...at least say you're into something interesting like playing guitar or ripping bongs or directing amateur porn.

no girl give a $hit about seinfeld and if they did, you prob don't want to bang them

don't get me wrong, I'm a huge seinfeld fan, checkout the seinfeld trivia thread...

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here's who I'm chatting with now







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like third
and i do not no how tall i am
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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:33 PM

what year in school?

how tall are you?


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From: ? Lucy ?
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:29 PM

there isn't lol but we still have parties and we do find some places and yes i still am succeding into journalism
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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:26 PM

I didn't think there was much clubbing to be done in salem?

onto journalism now?


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From: ? Lucy ?
Date: Dec 11, 2005 8:24 PM

ya i dont cheerlead much anymore we go clubing more often now lol now that my friend Lex can drink legally and everything
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From: Jeremy
Date: Dec 11, 2005 6:45 PM

Lucy,

Which NFL team would you want to cheer for or does it matter? seems like that would slow down your progress to becoming a journalist.

Jeremy

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[IggyWH]

My reads are adding up but my replies have dried up. I think it's time to dump the inside? for a little while and try a little natural g-a-m-e.

[astroglide]

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HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHA. god damn that is awesome.

[d10]

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My reads are adding up but my replies have dried up. I think it's time to dump the inside? for a little while and try a little natural g-a-m-e.

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If you have a little natural game this is obviously better. I would only use the inside? thing if I had none of that.