I :heart: my penith, and so do you!!! (NC Thread)

[bravos1]

So I went and played at Bay101 for about 3.5 hrs tonight.. pretty card dead. I won 4 hands and went to showdown a total of 5 hands. The last hand I won was the only hand that I won without a showdown was my very last hand.. UTG w/ AKs, I raise and win the blinds.. WTF?

End of the session I was up $6. Not bad for 3.5 hrs of 8/16.. LMAO [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

As I'm racking up, my wife calls me and tells me that she picked me up something, but won't tell me what?

I get home to an awesome early valentine's day gift..

[bennyhana]

buzz will hate you.

[DrModern]

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Wow. Did I do so much wrong that I would have to be excluded from this site.
Really?

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Are you asking for a review?

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I am.

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O.K. Benny I have evaluated your posts. Most of your NC posts are one-liners that aren't particularly funny but aren't bad either. Your poker content is solid.

Conclusion: You SHOULD NOT be banned, but should work on coming up with zanier stuff for NC thread.

[bennyhana]

so, has anybody (in the US) made a withdrawl lately?

Are we still playing since there is no Neteller?

How are we moving our money around?

what's the deal anyway?

I've had a pending EFT at Neteller for about 7 days now.

[bennyhana]

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Wow. Did I do so much wrong that I would have to be excluded from this site.
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Are you asking for a review?

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I am.

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O.K. Benny I have evaluated your posts. Most of your NC posts are one-liners that aren't particularly funny but aren't bad either. Your poker content is solid.

Conclusion: You SHOULD NOT be banned, but should work on coming up with zanier stuff for NC thread.

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It took you an hour and fifteen minutes to come up with that?

I feel so safe now, thanks.

[DrModern]

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Is the ban, you know, binding? Then again, I have no access at work to 2+ anymore so go ahead, rate my sheot.

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Kerowo,

I have evaluated your posts and I think that in general your poker content in micros is very good. You are insightful and amply sarcastic.

I was going to criticize you for posting in OOT but then I noticed you actually had taken some cool photographs which you posted there.

Conclusion: You SHOULD NOT be banned, but should share cool photography with micros instead of OOT.

[unterfish]

It's not about benny who wasn't bad.

[Rev. Good Will]

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I stole this idea from BBV4Life but...

If you make a post in the NC thread asking for it I will review your last 10 posts in micros and say if you are a good microer or deserve to be banned.

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Oh god... Doc has been tested, and he's been found BBV-positive, and he's trying to infect us.

I think it's time for quarantine.

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If we do it BBV style, we'll have HU grudge matches with large sums of money. This ban stuff is the result of [OOT], and has carried over into OOT!

[DrModern]

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If I ask for a review of my last ten posts, does this one count?

-Jaran

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Jaran,

First of all, to answer your question, no.

Anyway, I have reviewed your posts and have found that your poker content is generally very good. You provide good reasoning to back up what you say and are clearly experienced.

Also, you hated on unterfish for trolling, which is a definite plus in my book.

Conclusion: You SHOULD NOT be banned, though sometimes you make weird spelling mistakes.

[DrModern]

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Wow. Did I do so much wrong that I would have to be excluded from this site.
Really?

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Are you asking for a review?

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I am.

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O.K. Benny I have evaluated your posts. Most of your NC posts are one-liners that aren't particularly funny but aren't bad either. Your poker content is solid.

Conclusion: You SHOULD NOT be banned, but should work on coming up with zanier stuff for NC thread.

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It took you an hour and fifteen minutes to come up with that?

I feel so safe now, thanks.

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I was playing the poker. This is an example of a boring one-liner NC thread post that could lead to a change of verdict.