Dinner With A Congressman

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Many Americans are THANKFULL that we have wise, elected officials, to make the very difficult day-to-day choices we face. This online gambling burden is one I am glad I will no longer have to deal with on my own. For I am far to too simple to understand the consequences of my own decisions. Many of us had to settle for state college educations, and could not possibly understand the complexity of such an issue.

My biggest hope is that during your dinner with GOD, is that you can convice him that I will need his help deciding what to do in every aspect of my life.

Some examples:

My latest girlfriend is a w h o r e. Does he think I should marry her and become a swinger?

My corner bar has draft beer for $1.25, but not my favorite beer. I would have to drive another 1.5 miles and pay $1.75 for my favorite. What should I do?

The Mexicans who cut my lawn leave trash in my yard. Will he help me get them deported?

Thanks for your help jbrent33.

I will have more questions for HIM next time you are invited for dinner.