**Official uNL Microbrew thread: January (nc)**

[kazana]

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Yeah but I dunno what to do, I'm not a good thinker or anything, so I might just have to settle for flowers like every other unimaginitive guy. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] Oh and I can't cook.

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Flowers are wrong just about never.

On the topic of cooking, I'm a suck-o-licious chef myself, but my wife loves it when I try to bluff at the stove (can't call it anything else).
She's nice enough to claim that she liked the food. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

Either way, I think it's the idea of me doing the masta-chef thing that she's really enjoying.

I'll give you my "8 Habits of Successful Wannabe Chefs That Get The Chicks" from my no.1 bestseller "Kazana Does The Kitchen", completely for free:
1) Give it a go, it's fun if you don't have the pressure of thinking it has to be perfect - it really doesn't have to be.
2) Invite her over before you start cooking.
3) Pour her a glass of wine, put on her favorite TV show/Music/Movie, and tell her to relax while you're going to play the chef.
4) If you're really uncertain, ask for her advice - but make sure to send her back to relaxing after you got it - do not, I repeat, DO NOT let her take over. Women love it to see their guys at a loss and in dire need of her majesty's help. But be bronco-the-lone-cowboy-macho enough to carry on alone, hombre.
5) Enjoy the meal. Or at least try to. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
6) Do the dishes together.
7) ??
8) Score.

And make sure to get her favorite desert to make up for any mishaps with the main course. For my wife, cheesecake works like a charm.

That should do it.

PS.: I should've kept this for my pooh-ba, now that I think about it. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]