Jokes that push the envelope

[bcbaseball]

What did dracula say to his girlfriend?

See ya next month...


A white baby and a black baby died and went to heaven.
God gave the white baby wings and it asked, "Does this mean I am an angel?" God replied, "Yes... you are an angel now." The black baby was given wings and it asked, "God, am I an angel too?" God said, "Naw nigga you a bat."

[WordWhiz]

What do you call all the useless skin surrounding a vagina?

A woman!

Why do black people stink? So the blind can hate them too!

[oneeye13]

a lot of these aren't even jokes

[Assani Fisher]

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
<font color="white">A jew is a person whose religion is Judaism while a pizza is a flat, open-faced baked pie of Italian origin, consisting of a thin layer of bread dough topped with spiced tomato sauce and cheese, often garnished with other topings. </font>

How do you know when a Frenchman has been near your house?
<font color="white"> You don't, really, unless you were there to see him or if one of your neighbors saw him. I wouldn't worry about it really. </font>

A blonde woman and a black man jump off a building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
<font color="white">Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Neither hair color nor race affects acceleration due to gravity. </font>

[GooseHinson]

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

<font color="white">None, feminists won't ever change anything.
</font>

[MrOnizuka]

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken..

[benza13]

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In fact, pretty much this whole comic strip is so very wrong.

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Wow, thats fantastic.

[WilyTilt]

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Why did God create the Gentiles?

<font color="white">Someone has to pay retail.</font>

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Superb!

[jaminbird]

Whats the difference between a Jew and a canoe?

<font color="white"> Canoes tip </font>

Why do Jews have big noses?

<font color="white"> Because air is free </font>

[TheWorstPlayer]

What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?
Getting her back in the wheelchair.

A girl asks her dad if she can borrow the car. He says sure, but only if she'll blow him. She reluctantly agrees and gets down on her knees. She unzips his fly and starts approaching him. As she approaches, she smells a terrible smell and says "Yuck, Dad, you smell like [censored]!" "Oh right!" her dad responds "Your brother already has the car!"