Jokes that push the envelope

[Big Poppa Smurf]

what's the difference between a white plastic bag and michael jackson?

one is white, plasticy, and is dangerous to little kids, and the other's a white plastic bag!

[Losing all]

Guy walks into a talent agency... poop, piss, blood, vomit, incest, sodomy, crimes against nature, fisting, footing, blasphemy, racism, murder... The aristocrats!

[Tom1975]

First of all, it's Christa McAuliffe. Anyway, for the jokes:

What was the last thing to go through Christa McAuliffe's mind?
<font color="white">The engine. </font>

Why did Pepsi sponsor the space program?
<font color="white">NASA couldn't get seven up. </font>

How do you fit eleven astronauts in a Volkswagen?
<font color="white">Two in the front, two in the back, seven in the ashtray. </font>

[B00T]

Did you hear who the Angels got this offseason!?!?!

<font color="white">Cory Lidle </font>

[JaredL]

I've never really understood why so many find a lot of these jokes funny (dead baby etc.). The problem is that I don't find them shocking nor horrifying despite them clearly not being tasteful. I feel like they're all shock value and without that aren't funny at all. Although some of them do have nice puns which is good.

Anybody else feel that way?

[Bob Moss]

What is the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?

A bar of soap doesn't die after 45 seconds in the shower.

[fluorescenthippo]

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to f**k young boys.

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i told this to my relatives around a campfire when my mother suggested we tell jokes. only my cousins boyfriend laughed. oops (i didnt say [censored] though)

[bernie]

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I've never really understood why so many find a lot of these jokes funny (dead baby etc.). The problem is that I don't find them shocking nor horrifying despite them clearly not being tasteful. I feel like they're all shock value and without that aren't funny at all. Although some of them do have nice puns which is good.

Anybody else feel that way?

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Some jokes are fun to watch how others react to them.

I love anti-PC/tasteless jokes. Laughed my ass off going through this thread.

Best opening line of a joke I ever heard:

2 nuns were being raped in a park...

That line alone tends to stop some people cold even though the joke itself isn't really much. I've had alot of fun with that one.

b

[Alobar]

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Best opening line of a joke I ever heard:

2 nuns were being raped in a park...

That line alone tends to stop some people cold even though the joke itself isn't really much. I've had alot of fun with that one.

b

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you do realize you have to tell the joke now (no matter how bad), or risk being punched in the mouth! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[The once and future king]

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?

<font color="white"> [censored]. </font>