Jokes that push the envelope

[moayer]

The Aristocrats

[sublime]

whats the worst thing about banging your little sister?


















the crib rattling

[sublime]

what did tyhe pedofile say when he got out of prison?









i feel like a kid again

[Randal Graves]

So I was f*cking this girl from behind the other day and I said: "Now I'm going to stick it in your ass"
"That's really presumptuous of you"
"Presumptuous? That's a pretty big word for an eight year old"

[Limesparks]

How do you get a baby out of a blender?

<font color="white">Tostitos </font>

[hoksy]

So I save a girl from being raped yesterday

Oh really, How?


I stopped following her home

[AE6]

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Tasmania is a part of Australia known for incest jokes. You can insert appropriate location as needed.

How does a Tasmanian know when his mother's on the rags?

His brothers dick tastes funny.

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alabama seems like it would be standard here

[illeagle]

Why do black men cry during sex with white women.

<font color="white">The mace.</font>

[David H]

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
Hes black

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I made up a joke similar to this:

What's the difference between Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder?

<font color="white">Helen Keller couldn't read because she was blind</font>

[MaxWeiss]

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www.dead-baby-joke.com

Edited because I retarded up the URL

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