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01-09-2007, 05:25 PM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
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[ QUOTE ] I don't get the fox one, if there's anything to get... [/ QUOTE ]  [/ QUOTE ] a wicki would have been better 
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01-09-2007, 06:15 PM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
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What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex? <font color="white">a rape victim </font> <font color="black"> </font> [/ QUOTE ] Way off the original and funnier answer: <font color="white">The 4-year old girl tied up in my trunk. </font> Also -- What's the best part about showering with an 8-year old? Answer: <font color="white">You can slick his hair back and make him look seven. </font> What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? Answer:<font color="white">An erection. </font>
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#36
01-09-2007, 07:56 PM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
How can you tell a black man is lying?
His lips are moving What's the difference between a [censored] and a snow tire? A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it. What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?" Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Hes black Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He doesnt know hes black
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#37
01-09-2007, 08:10 PM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
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What's the best part about showering with an 8-year old? Answer: <font color="white">You can slick his hair back and make him look seven. </font> [/ QUOTE ] way off the original and funnier joke Whats the best thing about showering with an 8 year old girl? answer: <font color="white"> You can slick her hair back and she looks like an 8 year old boy. </font> similarly Whats the best thing about having sex with 8 year old girl? answer: <font color="white"> You can roll her over and pretened she's an 8 year old boy </font>
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#40
01-09-2007, 08:31 PM
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Re: Jokes that push the envelope
Q: Why do they call the NYPD "New York's Finest"?
A: <font color="white"> Because after 9/11 you can pass them through a sieve </font>
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