Jokes that push the envelope

[Alobar]

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I always enjoy getting all indignant when someone mentions the holocaust and saying, "HEY! My grandfather died in the holocaust! He slipped and fell off a guard tower."

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omg, thats awesome....im gunna start using that!!

[Dids]

See Here

[durkahdurkah]

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What does JFK Jr. miss most about the Vineyard?

The landing.

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LOL

[LionelHutz00]

What's black and blue and doesn't want to have sex?
<font color="white">a rape victim </font>
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What's red and can't turn around in a hallway?
<font color="white"> a baby with a spear through its head </font>

[Alobar]

Q:What does WTC stand for?
A: <font color="white">What Trade Centre? </font>

[deucedeuce00]

What's the best thing about twenty eight year olds?
There's twenty of them.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told her twice.

[J.A.K.]

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Q:What does WTC stand for?
A: <font color="white">What Trade Centre? </font>

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LOL

[durkahdurkah]

Q: Why are there so many battered women shelters?
A: <font color="white">BECAUSE THEY JUST DON'T LISTEN </font>

[Borodog]

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing; you done told the bitch twice already.

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[J.A.K.]

"What happened to your arm?"
Oh, I was having sex with my girlfriend and the crib broke.