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View Poll Results: Do you look at the tp each time you wipe post crap-taking?
Yes-got to get every bit of brown out 154 88.00%
No-i'll find out later if my ass starts itching 21 12.00%
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  #3831  
Old 12-20-2006, 08:00 PM
NajdorfDefense NajdorfDefense is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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Naj,

"Next step is obvious."

Set her up on your laptop and go downstairs to play some poker?

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Depends if you can still get the Grape or Cherry roofies from Pure or Bellagio room service at 5am...uh, I mean champagne for the lady!

And then what you said, absolutely. Finally, de-stress by calling this girl for a 'back rub' and poker lessons:

Is Brandi that much crazier than any other hot chick you'd randomly meet in LV? Or just worse at poker? I bet if she'd won $10k on newhizzle's acc't, this thread wouldn't exist - which would be a travishamockery.
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Old 12-20-2006, 08:01 PM
TonyDanza TonyDanza is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Lying Hoes

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http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...age=0&vc=1
Looks like a ban is in order

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FYI - I am not the real Tony Danza. I'm not sure if he plays poker or if anybody thought I was the real Tony Danza. Just thought I should clear that up.
  #3833  
Old 12-20-2006, 08:02 PM
NicksDad1970 NicksDad1970 is offline
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

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income is taxable, even illegal income.

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What does this mean? They expect drug dealers to pay taxes?

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Yes I think so.


Capone was busted under tax evasion. There was someone else just recently busted that way.

They don't say "You're under arrest for not paying taxes on your drug sales." I think they say something like "We can prove ou have X dollars and you havn't reported it on your taxes"
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Old 12-20-2006, 08:02 PM
Los Feliz Slim Los Feliz Slim is offline
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Did he at least cummed on her face after the HJ?

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Please estimate the IQ of the person who wrote the above quote:

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Id estimate his IQ not lower then some guy scammed by some random groupie without even hit her.

About the bastard comment , you mean bastard as some random groupie scamming naive young poker guy or bastard as some random groupie trying to scam elder less naive poker guy and getting fknd in the process and then looking for sympathy on the internet?

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OK, English isn't your first language, so that was probably uncalled for and I retract it. Party on.
  #3835  
Old 12-20-2006, 08:03 PM
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  #3836  
Old 12-20-2006, 08:03 PM
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Default Re: Never Trust Anyone

I want to post in this thread.
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Old 12-20-2006, 08:06 PM
ActionFreak ActionFreak is offline
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a guy like me could actually hang out with a girl like Brandi, and be OK.

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Old 12-20-2006, 08:06 PM
bhaas bhaas is offline
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whoever didn't get to see the youtube video before it was taken down.

i got it onto google finally:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...12004827352954

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd i'm spent.

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I don't have flash player installed and will never install that garbage. Can you make the file downloadable? Thanks.
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Old 12-20-2006, 08:09 PM
The X-Factor The X-Factor is offline
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whoever didn't get to see the youtube video before it was taken down.

i got it onto google finally:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...12004827352954

annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd i'm spent.

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Pure gold
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Old 12-20-2006, 08:10 PM
NicksDad1970 NicksDad1970 is offline
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All,

While we're waiting for Brandi to return or someone to provide some new info, perhaps we can discuss this scenario.

You're in Vegas, messing around playing a little 2-5NL. This cute chick sits down next to you and you notice, HOLY COW, IT'S BRANDI HAWBAKER!

After playing a while and having some drinks at the table, you both finish up at the same time. She says it was a pleasure to play with you and asks if you'd like to get a drink with her. You get a good vibe and are pretty sure she's into you and you can prob hit it tonight.

WHAT DO YOU DO?

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Hide my laptop,PW's, and all other valuables.
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