You people win

[morphball]

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I am not the only person that plays on my account. I have roomates that occasionally hop on and play so I don't remember these hands at all.

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Wow - not only are you bad at poker, but you also suck at life! LOL at letting people play on your accounts. (Btw, some of these hands have the obvious quintessential style of BrandiRose, I hope you at least got to give her a Captain Tom...)

[Sponger.]

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I have a Microsoft word document of hands that is about 62 pages long. The hands are hands in which I got my money in as a resounding favorite or flopped 2nd nuts to nuts, top set vs middle set, etc. (a spot where no person on this forum could fold). The total amount of money if I won those pots is around $27,000. This is not including Sunday Millions were I get near the bubble and get my AK all in against A5s and lose.

$27,000. Tell me how sick that is.

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But how much did you lose? Oh wait, I guess you answered that question.

Answer me another one though. Lets pretend you are all in on the turn against an opponent who can only win if he hits his 9 out flush draw. What percentage of the time should you win this? 80% or 100%?

[morphball]

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Fgator you are the biggest loser at 1/2 NL 6max in my PT database. You rarely ever get value with your big hands bc it's so easy to see when you have one.

When you have a big hand pre-flop you scream it to the whole table, and you rarely fold post-flop so implied odds against you are huge.

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Now why would you go and tell a fish something like this? You are taking money out of others' pokects, including yours. Are you stupid?

[canada_dry]

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you know when I play like 150,000 hands a month there is such a thing as a misclick when I 12 table.


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Dude, have you thought about NOT 12 tabling. Maybe that would improve your game. How the [censored] can you follow 12 games at once? Drop down to six, and see how you do. Also bear in mind that variance can have a big affect on your numbers. I'm not saying variance is the SOLE cause of your downswing. Play fewer tables, concentrate more, plug your leaks (if you can) and see how it goes. If six isn't working, try four tables.

Good luck.

p.s. no shame in dropping back a limit or two.

[durkahdurkah]

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Do your roommates offer you anal for satellite buyins?

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beat me to it [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

I WILL FLY ONE DAY

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duck,

12k penis-on-back yo????

[Eagles]

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I have a Microsoft word document of hands that is about 62 pages long. The hands are hands in which I got my money in as a resounding favorite or flopped 2nd nuts to nuts, top set vs middle set, etc. (a spot where no person on this forum could fold). The total amount of money if I won those pots is around $27,000. This is not including Sunday Millions were I get near the bubble and get my AK all in against A5s and lose.

$27,000. Tell me how sick that is.

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But how much did you lose? Oh wait, I guess you answered that question.

Answer me another one though. Lets pretend you are all in on the turn against an opponent who can only win if he hits his 9 out flush draw. What percentage of the time should you win this? 80% or 100%?

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100%

[nuggetz87]

sorry fgators, until you show me the word document i can't believe that you are the unluckiest 200NL player.

[Tarheel]

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I have a Microsoft word document of hands that is about 62 pages long. The hands are hands in which I got my money in as a resounding favorite or flopped 2nd nuts to nuts, top set vs middle set, etc. (a spot where no person on this forum could fold). The total amount of money if I won those pots is around $27,000. This is not including Sunday Millions were I get near the bubble and get my AK all in against A5s and lose.

$27,000. Tell me how sick that is.

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I made the same document. There was like a total of $42,000 in pots that i should've won, but didn't. It was really weird cause i made another document that added up the pots that i should've lost, but that i really won. That total was only like $5.50.

Sick, just sick. Keep with it though!

[illuminati]

lol people giving this tool advice that'll never be heeded

[FGators]

I might just go to tournaments for a few months. My ROI is just absolutely sick and proves I know how to be a winning player. Sharkscope it if you don't believe me (FGators26). Probably > you and of course I run bad as well.