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yeah, and once when this girl I secretly liked but didn't tell anyone except my teddy bear Julius, she like leaned in to tell me a secret about this other girl who like almost talked to Scott Baio and like my arm brushed against her booby!
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Yes, and now (fifteen years later) I realize I should have gently, yet authoritatively, thrown her down and at least started making out with her right then and there.
Get a couple of books on body language and start lagging it it up. If you make a bad read now and then, oh well. As long as you don't come across as a rapist or a perv you can play it off with a "WTF, you're so hot- how can any guy resist?". She might act pissed but she'll be flattered. And would a reputation as a "playa" be so bad? Still, you'll succeed more than you would have previously thought possible. |
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yeah, and once when this girl I secretly liked but didn't tell anyone except my teddy bear Julius, she like leaned in to tell me a secret about this other girl who like almost talked to Scott Baio and like my arm brushed against her booby! [/ QUOTE ] You're kind of a mean dude lately |
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[ QUOTE ] yeah, and once when this girl I secretly liked but didn't tell anyone except my teddy bear Julius, she like leaned in to tell me a secret about this other girl who like almost talked to Scott Baio and like my arm brushed against her booby! [/ QUOTE ] You're kind of a mean dude lately [/ QUOTE ] I'm thinking it's tough love. |
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Only college [censored] named Todd give chicks high fives when "she accomplishes something." Get some balls. [/ QUOTE ] having the name Todd I completely resent that statement. High Fives are ways of flirting if you are too drunk to speak. I would never do it while sober or half sober and its usually the female who instigates it. Also, I have had a few girls who do this to me on occasion when they instigate it. |
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It's happened to me, in the course of my famed intramural basketball travels...and yeah, I'm still waiting to see if there's some other question you're asking here.
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[ QUOTE ] Only college [censored] named Todd give chicks high fives when "she accomplishes something." Get some balls. [/ QUOTE ] having the name Todd I completely resent that statement. High Fives are ways of flirting if you are too drunk to speak. I would never do it while sober or half sober and its usually the female who instigates it. Also, I have had a few girls who do this to me on occasion when they instigate it. [/ QUOTE ] You may resent it, but then you just confirmed it to be true, Todd. |
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get drunk and call her
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[ QUOTE ] yeah, and once when this girl I secretly liked but didn't tell anyone except my teddy bear Julius, she like leaned in to tell me a secret about this other girl who like almost talked to Scott Baio and like my arm brushed against her booby! [/ QUOTE ] You're kind of a mean dude lately [/ QUOTE ] He's old, bitter, hates his life, and most likely has a small, shriveled penis. I thought everyone realized this. |
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She wants your junk.
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